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    Birthday To Do List Card

    Hilarious birthday card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, ...

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    You're The Only Wiener For My Buns Anniversary Card

    There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if...

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    You Make My Wiener Squirt Anniversary Card

    Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt. There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as eithe...

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    Nothing Says Love Like Anal - Birthday Card

    Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great birthday present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their birthday treat!

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    Foil - I Fucking Love You - Greetings Card

    It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend...

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    Foil - Here Is Your Obligatory Romantic Card - Greetings Card

    Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

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    Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Card

    Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit

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    You Are The Only Reason I Shave My Legs Card

    Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person. This card is fittin...

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    You Are A Prick Greetings Card

    You Are A Prick Greetings Card

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    If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card

    If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card

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    World's Okayest Mum Greetings Card

    World's Okayest Mum Greetings Card

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    Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Butterfly - Card

    Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

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    Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Dinosaur - Card

    Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

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    Only XXX Are Born - Cake Design - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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    Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greetings Card

    Mum thanks for putting up with my shit over the years. Funny card, perfect for you Mother's Day or her birthday.

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    Presence Is More Important Than Presents Greetings Card

    What more could anyone want than your company?!

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    My Present To You Greetings Card

    Don't know what to give as a present? Well, say it with this card...

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    Most Stepdads Are Wankers Greetings Card

    Most Stepdads Are Wankers Card

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    It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Greetings Card

    It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card

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    I Am Older Than The Internet Greetings Card

    I Am Older Than The Internet Greetings Card

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    Charlie Uniform November Tango Greetings Card

    Sometimes the perfect word is cunt, yet it is not always possible to say it. So in comes the phonetic alphabet and do it the most British way possi...

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    Birthday Wanker Greetings Card

    Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.

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    Another Year Closer To Velcro Shoes Greetings Card

    The title says it all..........we can smell the shit from here!

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