Funny Occasion Cards

Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and ...

Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses the...

A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...

It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit Anyway Greetings Card

The sentiment 'All I want is you' isn't always true...Available in different designs including anal, blowjob and sex or, if none of these fit, choo...

I Met You, I Liked You, I Loved You, I'm Keeping You Greetings Card

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

Christmas is my second favourite C word..........my personal favourite is "cunt", however, it is deemed bit of a bad one, to put on a Christmas car...

Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God?We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair ...

Sometimes it can be quite the surprise when someone pass their driving test, when you weren't expecting them to. This card shows those sentiments p...

A hilarious card for yourself or for the 'strawberry blonde' friend!

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you f...

We Go Together Greeting Card

Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...

It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...

A great card if you are looking for something 'a bit different' this Christmas.If you know someone that should be on Santa's naughty list for havin...

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's...

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!

If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to...