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    PERSONALISED Scrabble Age 50 Birthday Card

    Don't worry your only 14 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

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    It's A Rough Season For Gingers Greetings Card

    A hilarious card for yourself or for the 'strawberry blonde' friend!

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    Happy To Be Growing Old Together

    You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

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    Mary Needs To Admit She Was Having An Affair - Christmas Card

    Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God?We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair ...

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    Christmas - My Second Favourite C Word - Greetings Card

    Christmas is my second favourite C word..........my personal favourite is "cunt", however, it is deemed bit of a bad one, to put on a Christmas car...

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    Happy Birthday You Absolute XXX - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

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    Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Greetings Card

    They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you f...

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    Fuck You Cancer Greetings Card

    Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses the...

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    With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

    With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

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    We Go Together Card

    We Go Together Greeting Card

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    I hate Everyone, But I Actually Like You - Greetings Card

    This hilarious greeting card is the perfect way to show your love for that special person who always makes you smile, even when you hate everyone e...

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    Happy Birthday, My Gift Will Blow Your Mind - Card

    This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

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    Happy Anniversary, My Gift Will Blow Your Mind - Card

    This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

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    Happy Anniversary, always happy to be behind you - Card

    This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

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    Scratch & Match 3 To Win - Birthday Card

    So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...

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    Superstar Teacher Greeting Card

    The school year is about to finish, so why not get the teacher a card letting them know that they are a SUPERSTAR!

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    Mum Of All The Fannies In The World Card

    Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

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    Fuck You're Old Greetings Card

    Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

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    Longest One Night Stand Ever - Kraft Anniversary Card

    A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...

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    Congratulations Red Hearts Greetings Card

    Congratulations Red Hearts Card

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    Today We Celebrate Anniversary Card

    Personalised Today We Celebrate The Best Decision You Ever Made Greetings CardDon't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation ...

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    PERSONALISED Thanks For All The Orgasms Greetings Card

    It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...

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    Happy Birthday You Massive Cock

    An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

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    I'm Here For You - Seriously, Try & Get Rid Of Me - Card

    Sometimes people just need to know that you are there for them, even if they say not to worry about it, you will be there - they aren't getting rid...

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