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    Remember When You Used To Hold Your Farts In - Card

    The early days were the best days, purely on not having to put up with your other half's stinky ass!!! God, I miss those days!

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    You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet Happy Birthday Card

    You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

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    Favourite Person To Be In Bed With & Look At Phone - Card

    Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know th...

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    Nothing Says Love You Like Anal - Anniversary Card

    Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!

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    You Make My Pussy Wet Greetings Card

    Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

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    Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal Greetings Card

    Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's...

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    Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned Greetings Card

    Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned

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    Happy Birthday Ginger Ninja Greetings Card

    The perfect birthday card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This card usually gets paired up with the orange envelope, yet we have no ide...

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    Don't Expect Any Presents Off Me This Year - Greeting Card

    This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

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    Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

    Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

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    You're On the Naughty List - Hairy Fanny

    A great card if you are looking for something 'a bit different' this Christmas.If you know someone that should be on Santa's naughty list for havin...

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    Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card

    If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to...

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    Christmas Teddy Bear Greetings Card

    What better way to spread some festive cheer, than with this cute Christmas card with a lovely cuddly bear and a Santa Hat, awwwwww so cute!

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    Christmas Reindeer Greetings Card

    Such a cute Christmas card, with Rudolf The Red Nose Reindeer, what more could you want this festive season?!

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    Only XXX Are Born XXX - Grunge Design - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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    Only XXX Are Born XXX - Present Design - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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    Congrats Fuckers - Wedding Card

    Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bride & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do.............

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    On This Day You Came Out Of A Vagina Greetings Card

    This card really says it all ....

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    Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card

    Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card

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    You're A Bitch Dick Twat C*nt Greetings Card

    A card that shows true love.

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    Congratulations On Getting Out Of This Shithole Greetings Card

    They have done it! They are finally leaving this shit hole!! Don't feel bad that you are not leaving like them, just get them this congratulations ...

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    Amazing Since Birthday Greetings Card

    If you are amazing, let everyone know! You can personalise the year with the item, to let people know how long you have been amazing! You could use...

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    Merry Kissmyass Greetings Card

    Nothing is better than saying to someone "kiss my ass"....Now you can do it with a little Christmas cheer in this brilliant card, featuring the big...

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    Crazy Dog Lady Card

    If you know a crazy dog lady, then this is the perfect card for her! This card is great for use on all sorts of occasions, such as their birthday, ...

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