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Jim Fixed It For Me - Birthday Card
5.0 / 5.0
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Jim Fixed It For Me, is a little add on to Jim'll Fix It TV show & saying bought you by Jimmy Savile. This gift is a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE and extre...
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Devon Rum
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Lewis Products
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Middle Finger Christmas Greetings Card
Spread joy this Christmas with this non-traditional Christmas card!
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Can't Wait To Take A Shit In Your New Toilet
5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and ...
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Merry Flippin' Christmas - Tree Ornament
Celebrate the Christmas holidays the unique way with this "Merry Flippin' Christmas" Tree Ornament! A middle finger themed decoration to keep your ...
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Happy Birthday, You'll Get The D Later Card
Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.
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PERSONALISED Scrabble Age 40 Birthday Card
Don't worry your only 11 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.
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Happy Birthday Sheep Shagger Greetings Card
5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for...
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Longest One Night Stand Ever - Anniversary Card
A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...
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All I Want For Christmas Is You RUDE Christmas Card
The sentiment 'All I want is you' isn't always true...Available in different designs including anal, blowjob and sex or, if none of these fit, choo...
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PERSONALISED Scrabble Age 80 Birthday Card
Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.
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I'm Keeping You Greetings Card
I Met You, I Liked You, I Loved You, I'm Keeping You Greetings Card
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Even Cunts Deserve A Card
Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card.No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are le...
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Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card
They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...
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Now You Are 40 Do You Feel Like An Adult - Nob Greetings Card
At what age do you start to feel like an adult?
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My Aim In Life Greetings Card
Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.
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Personalised Thank You For Helping Me To Shine Greetings Card
A great way to say 'Thank You Teacher' at any time of the year.
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Fuck You Cancer Greetings Card
5.0 / 5.0
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Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses the...
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Santa Thinks You're A ...... Greetings Card
This hilarious scratch & reveal Christmas card, is a great alternative to the traditional Christmas card. The card has gold scratch stickers s...
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Personalised You're Getting Married Greeting Card
Perfect for a hen do, this card can be personalised with any name to make it that little bit more special.
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Happy Anniversary, My Gift Will Blow Your Mind - Card
This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...
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Happy birthday, always happy to be behind you - Card
This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...
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Panda Happy Birthday Card
The perfect birthday card for your friend that loves Pandas! Awwwww, so cute!
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