Rude Occasion Cards

Spread joy this Christmas with this non-traditional Christmas card!

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and ...

Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses the...

Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

This hilarious scratch & reveal Christmas card, is a great alternative to the traditional Christmas card.  The card has gold scratch stickers s...

Christmas is my second favourite C word..........my personal favourite is "cunt", however, it is deemed bit of a bad one, to put on a Christmas car...

Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God?We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair ...

They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you f...

Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

A great card if you are looking for something 'a bit different' this Christmas.If you know someone that should be on Santa's naughty list for havin...

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's...

If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to...

Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bride & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do.............

They have done it! They are finally leaving this shit hole!! Don't feel bad that you are not leaving like them, just get them this congratulations ...

Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

A card that shows true love.