Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat. Cards will not display a censored sticker when shipped.

If You Were A Tree 30th Birthday Card

Mum thanks for putting up with my shit over the years. Funny card, perfect for you Mother's Day or her birthday.

You Are A Prick Greetings Card

This card is perfect for that special someone who loves a good laugh. The kitty cat on the card has just finished eating a bird who foolishly told someone it is somebody's birthday. It's the perfect way to tell them that you think they're old! The...

The perfect Father's Day card for a golf loving Dad. If he is more at home using an iron to hit a ball than getting creases out of clothes then this card is for him!

Owl Always Love You Card

Drop a big hint to your grown up child on their birthday.

A cute personalised card for Father's Day or birthday. Multiple names can be added so please leave them in the personalisation box above.Also available with 'I' instead of 'we'.

A cute personalised card for Father's Day or birthday. One name can be added so please leave it in the personalisation box above. Also available with 'We' instead of 'I'.

It's never easy having strawberry blonde hair but it gets easier as you get older.

The bank of dad is one of the largest financial institutes in the world, and is pretty much always open for business. Whether you need a deposit for a house, money towards your wedding, or you just fancy a take-away tonight, then the bank...

A cute personalised card perfect for Father's Day.

There is more to life than just your bike...............well kind of anyway.Choose your card, choose your envelope colour, and enjoy.

The perfect birthday card for your friend that loves flamingos!Better get one of these quick, before they fly away!Awwwww, so cute!

A beautiful flamingo birthday card, perfect for your friend who absolutely loves these birds.

The title says it all..........we can smell the shit from here!

It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card

Hands up if you love your partner.... but not so much at bed time?!

If you know a crazy cat lady, then this is the perfect card for her! This greetings card is great for use on all sorts of occasions, such as their birthday, leavers, retirement and more. Show them that you acknowledge their love for their...

Don't know what to give as a present? Well, say it with this card...

Ahh, the good old dad saying, whenever someone left the door open!

The bank of dad is one of the largest financial institutes in the world, and is pretty much always open for business. Whether you need a deposit for a house, money towards your wedding, or you just fancy a take-away tonight, then the bank...