Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person. This card is fitting for birthdays, anniversaries or Valentine's Day........only if you have actually shaved your legs of course.

You are the reason that Santa has a naughty list! Pile high with hot chocolate and marshmallows, put on a film and relax! Check the list once, check the list twice, but for the naughty list, their name will be on there!  We will let...

  You Can't Be Everyones Cup Of Tea Mug  

You Can't Scare Me I Have A Daughter Mug  

You Clever Little Bastard Card

This card is perfect for the clever little shit in your life...............maybe they have just graduated, passed their driving test, completed a course........or just think that they know everything.

Know someone who is a clever little shit? This clever little shit drink coaster is perfect for anyone who's just graduated from university, passed their exams, qualifying in their dream job, passing their driving test, or they are just generally clever, it still makes...

Know someone who is a clever little shit? This clever little shit mug is perfect for anyone who's just graduated from university, passed their exams, qualifying in their dream job, passing their driving test, or they are just generally clever, it still makes a...

You Clever Little Shit

Yes You Did It Greetings Card

Yes You Did It Greetings Card

You Donut Know How Much I Love You Valentine's Day Card

You Hold The Key To My Soul Greetings Card

You Make Me Hap-pea Greeting Card

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet Valentines Day Card

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

You Make My Knob Throb Card

Let your significant other know that they make your "minge twinge" with this blunt gift mug.  This mug is personalised, so makes the perfect gift for either their birthday, anniversary or Valentine's Day. 

Let your significant other know that they make your "minge twinge" with this blunt gift mug.  This mug is the perfect gift for either their birthday, anniversary, Valentine's Day, or even your wedding day. 

You make my pussy wet novelty mug, of course we mean a cat in the shower, not anything adult related - stop having a one track mind......terrible.

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible for any "adult" after effects this card may cause.

Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt. There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if you are giving this to your husband,...