Rude Birthday Cards

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat. Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside...

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.  

It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfrien...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit

Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person.  This card is fitti...

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card or Eco Kraft Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality Wh...

Matte White 300gsm Quality Card or 280gsm Eco Kraft Card  Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality W...

Is someone leaving the office, moving abroad, or you just feel like telling them to fuck off? A fantastic card which is straight to the point, and ...

Cool story bro..........such a popular saying and with so many memes on the internet for this one! Based on the Toy Story style, give this as a bir...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

You Are A Prick Greetings Card

Sit On My Face & Glaze M Like A Doughnut Card

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

World's Okayest Mum Greetings Card

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat. Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside...

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat. Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside...

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat. Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside f...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

What more could anyone want than your company?!

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card or Eco Kraft Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality Wh...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card or Eco Kraft Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality Wh...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

Sometimes the perfect word is cunt, yet it is not always possible to say it. So in comes the phonetic alphabet and do it the most British way possi...

Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.

The title says it all..........we can smell the shit from here!