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    Jim Fixed It For Me - Birthday Card

    Jim Fixed It For Me, is a little add on to Jim'll Fix It TV show & saying bought you by Jimmy Savile. This gift is a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE and extre...

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    Happy Birthday Sheep Shagger Greetings Card

    Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for...

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    Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card

    They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

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    My Aim In Life Greetings Card

    Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

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    Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

    Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

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    Happy Birthday You Absolute XXX - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

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    With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

    With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

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    Mum Of All The Fannies In The World Card

    Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

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    Fuck You're Old Greetings Card

    Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

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    PERSONALISED Thanks For All The Orgasms Greetings Card

    It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...

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    Happy Birthday You Massive Cock

    An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

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    You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet Happy Birthday Card

    You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

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    You Make My Pussy Wet Greetings Card

    Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

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    Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card

    Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card

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    Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card

    Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

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    Only XXX Are Born XXX - Grunge Design - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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    Only XXX Are Born XXX - Present Design - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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    Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card

    If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

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    On This Day You Came Out Of A Vagina Greetings Card

    This card really says it all ....

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    Grumpy Old Man Greetings Card

    Is someone you know getting older and older on their upcoming birthday?If you want to rub it in that you are younger, or the fact that they are jus...

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    Oh It's Your Birthday Greeting Card

    Oh It's Your Birthday Grumpy Cat Birthday Card

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    Rude Hey Happy Birthday Card

    Hey Idiot, Prick or Wanker Happy Birthday!

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    Fastest Sperm Birthday Card

    Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card

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    The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Greeting Card

    The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Card

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