Rude Birthday Cards

Jim Fixed It For Me, is a little add on to Jim'll Fix It TV show & saying bought you by Jimmy Savile. This gift is a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE and extre...

Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for...

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

This card really says it all ....

Is someone you know getting older and older on their upcoming birthday?If you want to rub it in that you are younger, or the fact that they are jus...

Oh It's Your Birthday Grumpy Cat Birthday Card

Hey Idiot, Prick or Wanker Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card

The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Card