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£2.89Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card
They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...
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£2.89Jesus Loves You Greetings Card
Matte White 300GSM Quality Card or Eco Kraft Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality Wh...
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£2.89Only XXX Are Born XXX - Grunge Design - Greetings Card
Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.
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£2.89Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card
If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.
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£2.89You Make My Wiener Squirt Anniversary Card
Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt. There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as eith...
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£2.89Happy Birthday You Massive Cock
An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!
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£2.89Nothing Says Love Like Anal - Birthday Card
Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great birthday present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their birthday treat!
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£2.89Personalised Now You Are XX Do You Feel Like An Adult - Nob
This hilarious card is great for those people that have never really grown up! Don't forget to put the age that you would like us to put on the ...
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£2.89Foil - I Fucking Love You - Greetings Card
It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfrien...
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£2.89Foil - Here Is Your Obligatory Romantic Card - Greetings Card
Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...
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£2.89Here Is Your Obligatory Romantic Card - Greetings Card
Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...
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£2.89You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet Happy Birthday Card
You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet
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£2.89You Are The Only Reason I Shave My Legs Card
Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person. This card is fitti...
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£2.89You Make My Pussy Wet Greetings Card
Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...
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£2.89Fuck Off - Greeting Card
Is someone leaving the office, moving abroad, or you just feel like telling them to fuck off? A fantastic card which is straight to the point, and ...
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£2.89Cool Story Bro Greetings Card
Cool story bro..........such a popular saying and with so many memes on the internet for this one! Based on the Toy Story style, give this as a bir...
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£2.89My Aim In Life Greetings Card
Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...
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£2.89Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card
Sit On My Face & Glaze M Like A Doughnut Card
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£2.89Holy Shitballs You're Awesome Greetings Card
Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...
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£2.89If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card
Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...
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£2.89Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card
Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!
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£2.89Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Butterfly - Card
Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!
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£2.89Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Dinosaur - Card
Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!
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£2.89Only XXX Are Born XXX - Present Design - Greetings Card
Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.
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£2.89Only XXX Are Born - Cake Design - Greetings Card
Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.
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£2.89Happy Birthday You Absolute XXX - Greetings Card
Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.
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£2.89Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greetings Card
Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...
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£2.89Presence Is More Important Than Presents Greetings Card
What more could anyone want than your company?!
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£2.89My Present To You Greetings Card
Don't know what to give as a present? Well, say it with this card...
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£2.89Most Stepdads Are Wankers Greetings Card
Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...
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£2.89It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Greetings Card
Matte White 300GSM Quality Card or Eco Kraft Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality Wh...
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£2.89I Am Older Than The Internet Greetings Card
Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...
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£2.89Grumpy Old Man Greetings Card
Is someone you know getting older and older on their upcoming birthday? If you want to rub it in that you are younger, or the fact that they are ju...
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£2.89Charlie Uniform November Tango Greetings Card
Sometimes the perfect word is cunt, yet it is not always possible to say it. So in comes the phonetic alphabet and do it the most British way possi...
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£2.89Birthday Wanker Greetings Card
Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.
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£2.89Another Year Closer To Velcro Shoes Greetings Card
The title says it all..........we can smell the shit from here!
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