Rude Birthday Cards

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.   

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.  

Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt.  There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as eith...

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great birthday present!  Let the other half know what is on your mind for their birthday treat!

This hilarious card is great for those people that have never really grown up!  Don't forget to put the age that you would like us to put on the ...

It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfrien...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit

Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person.  This card is fitti...

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card or Eco Kraft Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality Wh...

Is someone leaving the office, moving abroad, or you just feel like telling them to fuck off? A fantastic card which is straight to the point, and ...

Cool story bro..........such a popular saying and with so many memes on the internet for this one! Based on the Toy Story style, give this as a bir...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

You Are A Prick Greetings Card

Sit On My Face & Glaze M Like A Doughnut Card

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

World's Okayest Mum Greetings Card

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.  

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

What more could anyone want than your company?!

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

This card really says it all ....

Don't know what to give as a present? Well, say it with this card...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card or Eco Kraft Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality Wh...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

Happy Birthday sheep shagger!

Is someone you know getting older and older on their upcoming birthday? If you want to rub it in that you are younger, or the fact that they are ju...

Sometimes the perfect word is cunt, yet it is not always possible to say it. So in comes the phonetic alphabet and do it the most British way possi...

Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.

The title says it all..........we can smell the shit from here!