Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for you! This makes a brilliant birthday card for all the sheep shaggers out there...

Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no doubt you have a work bestie that totally deserves this card. It is the perfect gift to give, as it...

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

Show your cheeky side with this hilarious birthday card! With a playful word play and humorous tone, this card perfectly captures the quirky relationship between siblings. Mum may have made you get it, but you'll definitely have the last laugh.

Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

This card really says it all ....

Is someone you know getting older and older on their upcoming birthday?If you want to rub it in that you are younger, or the fact that they are just a grumpy old man, then this birthday card is perfect for him.

Oh It's Your Birthday Grumpy Cat Birthday Card

Hey Idiot, Prick or Wanker Happy Birthday!

The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Card

Hilarious birthday card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, then select 'Your Text' and fill in the personalisation box above.

There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if you are giving this to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, it is bound to put a smile...