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  • Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card

    They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

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  • With Old Age Comes New Skills Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

    With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

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  • Mum Of All The Fannies In The World Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Mum Of All The Fannies In The World Card

    Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

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  • Happy Birthday You Massive Cock | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Happy Birthday You Massive Cock

    An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

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  • Jesus Loves You Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

    Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

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  • Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card

    Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card

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  • Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card

    Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

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  • Only XXX Are Born XXX - Grunge Design - Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Only XXX Are Born XXX - Grunge Design - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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  • Only XXX Are Born XXX - Present Design - Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Only XXX Are Born XXX - Present Design - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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  • Happy Birthday You Absolute XXX - Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Happy Birthday You Absolute XXX - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

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  • Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card

    If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

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  • Fuck You're Old Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Fuck You're Old Greetings Card

    Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

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  • Birthday To Do List Card | £2.99 | The Gifted Panda
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    Birthday To Do List Card

    Hilarious birthday card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, ...

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  • PERSONALISED Thanks For All The Orgasms Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    PERSONALISED Thanks For All The Orgasms Greetings Card

    It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...

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  • You're The Only Wiener For My Buns Anniversary Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    You're The Only Wiener For My Buns Anniversary Card

    There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if...

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  • You Make My Wiener Squirt Anniversary Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    You Make My Wiener Squirt Anniversary Card

    Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt. There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as eithe...

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  • Nothing Says Love Like Anal - Birthday Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Nothing Says Love Like Anal - Birthday Card

    Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great birthday present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their birthday treat!

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  • Foil - I Fucking Love You - Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Foil - I Fucking Love You - Greetings Card

    It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend...

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  • Foil - Here Is Your Obligatory Romantic Card - Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Foil - Here Is Your Obligatory Romantic Card - Greetings Card

    Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

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  • You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet Happy Birthday Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet Happy Birthday Card

    You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

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  • Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Card

    Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit

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  • You Are The Only Reason I Shave My Legs Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    You Are The Only Reason I Shave My Legs Card

    Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person. This card is fittin...

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  • You Make My Pussy Wet Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    You Make My Pussy Wet Greetings Card

    Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

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  • My Aim In Life Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    My Aim In Life Greetings Card

    Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

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