Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person. This card is fitting for birthdays, anniversaries or Valentine's Day........only if you have actually shaved your legs of course.

Like most people, your mother probably put up with a lot of shit from you over the years, so let mum know how much you appreciate it with this fantastic card.

Let your mum know how amazing she is with this great card! In fact, she is so amazing, that you have decided to never move out! We are sure she will appreciate the news.

Everyone loves a cheesy pun, what a perfect birthday card for anyone!

The perfect all purpose card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This is perfect card no matter if it is as a birthday card, Valentines Day Card or anything else you want to give one to your ginger friend for. This card usually...

The perfect all purpose card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This is perfect card no matter if it is as a birthday card, Valentines Day Card or anything else you want to give one to your ginger friend for. This card usually...

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat. Cards will not display a censored sticker when shipped.

If You Were A Tree 30th Birthday Card