Birthday Cards - For Her

Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

Don't worry your only 11 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...

Don't worry your only 14 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

This hilarious greeting card is the perfect way to show your love for that special person who always makes you smile, even when you hate everyone e...

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

Don't worry your only 15 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

If you are amazing, let everyone know! You can personalise the year with the item, to let people know how long you have been amazing! You could use...

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

A cute personalised card perfect for Mother's Day.

If you know a crazy dog lady, then this is the perfect card for her! This card is great for use on all sorts of occasions, such as their birthday, ...

Celebrate a loved one's special day with this hilarious Happy Birthday To The Best Decision You Ever Made funny birthday card! Perfect for sending ...

Celebrate your favourite aunt's birthday with our "To The Best Aunt In The World" card. Show her how much she means to you with this perfect, heart...

Show your appreciation for your queen bee with our "Thanks For Beeing An Awesome Mum" card. Perfect for Mother's Day or her birthday, this unique c...

Surprise your bestie (who also happens to be your mum) with this hilarious Mum You Will Always Be My Best-Tea Card. Perfect for Mother's Day or her...

Celebrate mom with a humorous touch using our Mum Definition Card. Perfect for Mother's Day or her birthday, this card is both funny and heartfelt. 

This card is perfect for that special someone who loves a good laugh. This birthday card is blank inside so that you can write your own funny (or s...