So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let them know that they are in for a luck treat (or unlucky, as we offer a "no win" option too)...

Don't worry your only 11 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". It is the perfect card to give to your, husband, wife, boyfriend or...

Don't worry your only 14 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no doubt you have a work bestie that totally deserves this card. It is the perfect gift to give, as it...

The perfect birthday card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This card usually gets paired up with the orange envelope, yet we have no idea why?!

The perfect birthday card for your friend that loves Pandas! Awwwww, so cute!

Don't worry your only 15 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half has a head start on you and they have a lot more candles on their...

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

Every Love Story Is Beautiful But Ours Is My Favourite Birthday Card

Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know that they are your favourite and there is no one else you would rather be in bed with and...

Celebrate the future with this charming birthday card. Show your love and appreciation to your wife-to-be with the "Next Birthday You Will Be My Wife Card". Perfect for romantic and heartfelt wishes on this special day, and to remind her of how lucky she...

Show your cheeky side with this hilarious birthday card! With a playful word play and humorous tone, this card perfectly captures the quirky relationship between siblings. Mum may have made you get it, but you'll definitely have the last laugh.

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". Inside, the card is blank so you can write your own special personal...

This hilarious greeting card is the perfect way to show your love for that special person who always makes you smile, even when you hate everyone else but them! The unique wordplay and funny joke will put a big smile on their face and...

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

Don't worry your only 12 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a card is more than enough anyway!This card is perfectly fitting for a birthday, anniversary...