Birthday Cards - For Him

Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

Don't worry your only 11 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

Don't worry your only 14 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

This hilarious greeting card is the perfect way to show your love for that special person who always makes you smile, even when you hate everyone e...

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

World's Okayest Dad Greetings Card

If you are amazing, let everyone know! You can personalise the year with the item, to let people know how long you have been amazing! You could use...

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

This card really says it all ....

The bank of dad is one of the largest financial institutes in the world, and is pretty much always open for business. Whether you need a deposit fo...

This card is perfect for that special someone who loves a good laugh. This birthday card is blank inside so that you can write your own funny (or s...

Are you looking for the perfect way to wish your favourite golfer a happy birthday or anniversary? Look no further than our "I Would Love to Be You...