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Happy Birthday, You'll Get The D Later Card

Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

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PERSONALISED Scrabble Age 40 Birthday Card

Don't worry your only 11 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

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PERSONALISED Scrabble Age 80 Birthday Card

Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

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Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

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Happy birthday, always happy to be behind you - Card

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

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PERSONALISED Scrabble Age 50 Birthday Card

Don't worry your only 14 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

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Happy To Be Growing Old Together

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

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With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

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Happy Birthday You Absolute XXX - Greetings Card

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

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Fastest Sperm Birthday Card

Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card

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I hate Everyone, But I Actually Like You - Greetings Card

This hilarious greeting card is the perfect way to show your love for that special person who always makes you smile, even when you hate everyone e...

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Scratch & Match 3 To Win - Birthday Card

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...

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PERSONALISED Scrabble Age 60 Birthday Card

Don't worry your only 15 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

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Happy Birthday You Massive Cock

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

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Worlds Okayest Dad Greetings Card

World's Okayest Dad Greetings Card

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Amazing Since Birthday Greetings Card

If you are amazing, let everyone know! You can personalise the year with the item, to let people know how long you have been amazing! You could use...

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You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet Happy Birthday Card

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

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Don't Expect Any Presents Off Me This Year - Greeting Card

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

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Only XXX Are Born XXX - Grunge Design - Greetings Card

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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Only XXX Are Born XXX - Present Design - Greetings Card

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

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Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

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On This Day You Came Out Of A Vagina Greetings Card

This card really says it all ....

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Dad I Will Always Be Your Financial Burden Card - Daughter - White

The bank of dad is one of the largest financial institutes in the world, and is pretty much always open for business. Whether you need a deposit fo...

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