Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let them know that they are in for a luck treat (or unlucky, as we offer a "no win" option too)...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". It is the perfect card to give to your, husband, wife, boyfriend or...

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half has a head start on you and they have a lot more candles on their...

Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know that they are your favourite and there is no one else you would rather be in bed with and...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". Inside, the card is blank so you can write your own special personal...

This hilarious greeting card is the perfect way to show your love for that special person who always makes you smile, even when you hate everyone else but them! The unique wordplay and funny joke will put a big smile on their face and...

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

This card really says it all ....

What level are you at?!

It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card

There is more to life than just your bike...............well kind of anyway.Choose your card, choose your envelope colour, and enjoy.

Every Love Story Is Beautiful But Ours Is My Favourite Birthday Card

Hilarious birthday card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, then select 'Your Text' and fill in the personalisation box above.

Celebrate their special day in style with this unique Happy Birthday card! Make them laugh and feel loved with the cheeky middle finger and hat design! Perfect for those who love taking risks and don't take life too seriously. After all, everyone loves a...

Celebrate the future with this charming birthday card. Show your love and appreciation to your husband-to-be with the "Next Birthday You Will Be My Husband Card". Perfect for romantic and heartfelt wishes on his special day, and to remind him of how lucky he...

Celebrate a loved one's special day with this hilarious Happy Birthday To The Best Decision You Ever Made funny birthday card! Perfect for sending a little humour and love their way on their birthday, this card is sure to bring a smile to their...

Are you looking for the perfect way to wish your favourite golfer a happy birthday or anniversary? Look no further than our "I Would Love to Be Your 19th Hole" Golf Innuendo card! With its fun, irreverent take on golfing lingo, this card will...

You Hold The Key To My Soul Greetings Card

Hands up if you love your partner.... but not so much at bed time?!

To My Amazing Boyfriend At Least You Don't Have An Ugly Boyfriend CardA great all round card perfect for birthdays, anniversaries or Valentine's Day.

To My Amazing Boyfriend At Least You Don't Have An Ugly Girlfriend CardA great all round card perfect for birthdays, anniversaries or Valentine's Day.

There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if you are giving this to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, it is bound to put a smile...

Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt. There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if you are giving this to your husband,...

Know someone that is simple, yet feel like they deserve a card? This is the perfect choice for you to give them on their birthday.