Spread some love (and humour) with our Sorry No Refunds Card. Perfect for Valentine's Day or anniversaries, this card is a playful way to show your affection. No returns necessary!

Are you looking for the perfect way to wish your favourite golfer a happy birthday or anniversary? Look no further than our "I Would Love to Be Your 19th Hole" Golf Innuendo card! With its fun, irreverent take on golfing lingo, this card will...

You Make My Knob Throb Card

A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.

We Are A Perfect Match Greetings Card

I Love Ewe Greetings Card

Love You To Pieces Greetings Card

I Love You This Much Greeting Card

You Make Me Hap-pea Greeting Card

A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.

So, your anniversary is coming up and the other half is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this anniversary card and let them know that they are in for a luck treat (or unlucky, as we offer a "no win"...

Perfect for your partner that you never intended to like quite so much!!

You'll get The V Later rude Anniversary Card

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, Here's To X Years Of Me And You Greetings CardDon't forget to fill in the number of years in the personalisation box above!

My *** Approves Of You Greetings Card

You Hold The Key To My Soul Greetings Card

Every Love Story Is Beautiful But Ours Is My Favourite Card

Hilarious Anniversary card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, then select 'Your Text' and fill in the personalisation box above.

I'd Pause My Game For You Greetings Card

Hands up if you love your partner.... but not so much at bed time?!

Save time and get straight to the point!

To My Amazing Husband At Least You Don't Have An Ugly Husband CardA great all round card perfect for birthdays, anniversaries or Valentine's Day.

To My Amazing Husband At Least You Don't Have An Ugly Wife CardA great all round card perfect for birthdays, anniversaries or Valentine's Day.