So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let them know that they are in for a luck treat (or unlucky, as we offer a "no win" option too)...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". It is the perfect card to give to your, husband, wife, boyfriend or...

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half has a head start on you and they have a lot more candles on their...

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

Every Love Story Is Beautiful But Ours Is My Favourite Birthday Card

Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know that they are your favourite and there is no one else you would rather be in bed with and...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". Inside, the card is blank so you can write your own special personal...

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

This card really says it all ....

It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card

There is more to life than just your bike...............well kind of anyway.Choose your card, choose your envelope colour, and enjoy.

Hilarious birthday card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, then select 'Your Text' and fill in the personalisation box above.

Oh It's Your Birthday Grumpy Cat Birthday Card

Get ready to party with this Let's Party birthday card! Featuring a grumpy cat holding balloons, this card is the perfect addition to any celebration. Drink up and let the fun begin (even if the cat doesn't look thrilled about it). Get the matching...

Celebrate the future with this charming birthday card. Show your love and appreciation to your husband-to-be with the "Next Birthday You Will Be My Husband Card". Perfect for romantic and heartfelt wishes on his special day, and to remind him of how lucky he...

Celebrate a loved one's special day with this hilarious Happy Birthday To The Best Decision You Ever Made funny birthday card! Perfect for sending a little humour and love their way on their birthday, this card is sure to bring a smile to their...

Are you looking for the perfect way to wish your favourite golfer a happy birthday or anniversary? Look no further than our "I Would Love to Be Your 19th Hole" Golf Innuendo card! With its fun, irreverent take on golfing lingo, this card will...

You Hold The Key To My Soul Greetings Card

Hands up if you love your partner.... but not so much at bed time?!

I Am Older Than The Internet Greetings Card

To My Amazing Husband At Least You Don't Have An Ugly Husband CardA great all round card perfect for birthdays, anniversaries or Valentine's Day.

To My Amazing Husband At Least You Don't Have An Ugly Wife CardA great all round card perfect for birthdays, anniversaries or Valentine's Day.