Funny Birthday Cards
Happy Birthday, You'll Get The D Later Card
Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.
Happy Birthday Sheep Shagger Greetings Card
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Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for...
View full detailsScratch & Match 3 To Win - Birthday Card
So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...
View full detailsPERSONALISED Scrabble Age 40 Birthday Card
Don't worry your only 11 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.
PERSONALISED Scrabble Age 50 Birthday Card
Don't worry your only 14 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.
PERSONALISED Scrabble Age 80 Birthday Card
Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.
Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card
They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...
View full detailsIt's A Rough Season For Gingers Greetings Card
A hilarious card for yourself or for the 'strawberry blonde' friend!
Happy To Be Growing Old Together
You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...
View full detailsHappy Birthday Ginger Ninja Greetings Card
The perfect birthday card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This card usually gets paired up with the orange envelope, yet we have no ide...
View full detailsHappy Birthday You Absolute XXX - Greetings Card
Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.
With Old Age Comes New Skills Card
With Old Age Comes New Skills Card
Fastest Sperm Birthday Card
Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card
Mum Of All The Fannies In The World Card
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Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.
Fuck You're Old Greetings Card
Fuck You're Old Birthday Card
PERSONALISED Scrabble Age 60 Birthday Card
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Don't worry your only 15 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.
PERSONALISED Thanks For All The Orgasms Greetings Card
It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...
View full detailsDon't Expect Any Presents Off Me This Year - Greeting Card
This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...
View full detailsChristmas Teddy Bear Greetings Card
What better way to spread some festive cheer, than with this cute Christmas card with a lovely cuddly bear and a Santa Hat, awwwwww so cute!
Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card
Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card
Crazy Dog Lady Card
If you know a crazy dog lady, then this is the perfect card for her! This card is great for use on all sorts of occasions, such as their birthday, ...
View full detailsThanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card
If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.
Grumpy Old Man Greetings Card
Is someone you know getting older and older on their upcoming birthday?If you want to rub it in that you are younger, or the fact that they are jus...
View full detailsWorlds Okayest Dad Greetings Card
World's Okayest Dad Greetings Card