Funny Birthday Cards

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

The bank of dad is one of the largest financial institutes in the world, and is pretty much always open for business.  Whether you need a deposit f...

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.   

If you know a crazy dog lady, then this is the perfect card for her! This card is great for use on all sorts of occasions, such as their birthday, ...

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.  

The bank of dad is one of the largest financial institutes in the world, and is pretty much always open for business.  Whether you need a deposit f...

A hilarious card for yourself or for the 'strawberry blonde' friend! We offer this design as a t-shirt, mug, other cushion cover colours, tote bags...

Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt.  There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as eith...

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

Drop a big hint to your grown up child on their birthday.

Let everyone know that you are not a regular mummy, you are a Disney Mummy! You literally live and breathe Mickey Mouse and friends, and what bette...

A cute card based on the hugely popular TV show Friends. This card can be personalised with any name to make it even more special.

It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfrien...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

Let everyone know that you are not a regular mummy, you are a Disney Mummy! You literally live and breathe Mickey Mouse and friends, and what bette...

Let everyone know that you are not a regular mummy, you are a Disney Mummy! You literally live and breathe Mickey Mouse and friends, and what bette...

So, due to Covid 19 (corona virus) you cannot be with your friend during their birthday, but you can still send them a birthday card, from a social...

So it is finally the time for their birthday, but due to covid 19 (coronavirus) they are quarantined due to the worldwide lockdown. This birthday c...

It is finally the big one! You are offically an adult when you turn 18 years old..........which the best thing is, no more fake ID!

The bank of dad is one of the largest financial institutes in the world, and is pretty much always open for business.  Whether you need a deposit f...

Know someone that is simple, yet feel like they deserve a card? This is the perfect choice for you to give them on their birthday.

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get da...

Surely being a financial burden on your parents is one of the perks in life right? Show your appreciation of this, with this amazing little card (a...

Surely being a financial burden on your parents is one of the perks in life right? Show your appreciation of this, with this amazing little card (a...

Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card. No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are l...

Does you dad come out with all the best "Dad Jokes", which are probably, the actual worst thing in the world, and you would rather hear your nails ...

World's Greatest Father Farter Card

Mum Congratulations I Turned Out Perfectly

Happy Birthday Sister

I Don't Care Who Started It

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit

To My Not So Evil Stepmother

If your mum is your superhero, then let her know by choosing one of these 8 designs!  With a choice of envelope colours to pick from, you are sure ...

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

The headline draws them in............the sub text has the potential to smack them in the face! You choose the text you want it to say. This does m...

Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person.  This card is fitti...

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

Everyone loves a cheesy pun, what a perfect birthday card for anyone!

In this day and age of the internet and social media, it is all about star ratings......let mum know that she is a 5 star rating!  A great card for...

If someone you know is starting to get really old, give them a gentle reminder that the Grim Reaper will be seeing them soon.  The perfect funny bi...

The perfect all purpose card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend.  This is perfect card no matter if it is as a birthday card, Valentines Da...

The perfect all purpose card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend.  This is perfect card no matter if it is as a birthday card, Valentines Da...

The perfect birthday card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend.  This card usually gets paired up with the orange envelope, yet we have no id...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose your envelope - Kraft, Orange, White or Red Folded size - 150mm x 1...