Funny Occasion Cards
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Can't Wait To Take A Shit In Your New Toilet
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So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and ...
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Happy Birthday, You'll Get The D Later Card
Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.
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All I Want For Christmas Is You RUDE Christmas Card
The sentiment 'All I want is you' isn't always true...Available in different designs including anal, blowjob and sex or, if none of these fit, choo...
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I'm Keeping You Greetings Card
I Met You, I Liked You, I Loved You, I'm Keeping You Greetings Card
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Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card
They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...
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Fuck You Cancer Greetings Card
Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses the...
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Mary Needs To Admit She Was Having An Affair - Christmas Card
Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God?We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair ...
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It's About Time You Fucked Off Card
It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit Anyway Greetings Card
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Fuck Me You Passed Greeting Card
Sometimes it can be quite the surprise when someone pass their driving test, when you weren't expecting them to. This card shows those sentiments p...
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It's A Rough Season For Gingers Greetings Card
A hilarious card for yourself or for the 'strawberry blonde' friend!We offer this design as a t-shirt, mug, other cushion cover colours, tote bags ...
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Happy To Be Growing Old Together
You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...
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Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Greetings Card
They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you f...
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We Go Together Card
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We Go Together Greeting Card
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Scratch & Match 3 To Win - Birthday Card
So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...
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Mum Of All The Fannies In The World Card
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Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.
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Longest One Night Stand Ever - Kraft Anniversary Card
A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...
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Longest One Night Stand Ever - Anniversary Card
A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...
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PERSONALISED Thanks For All The Orgasms Greetings Card
It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...
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You're On the Naughty List - Hairy Fanny
A great card if you are looking for something 'a bit different' this Christmas.If you know someone that should be on Santa's naughty list for havin...
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Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal Greetings Card
Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's...
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Nothing Says Love You Like Anal - Anniversary Card
Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!
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Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card
If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to...
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Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card
Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card
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Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card
Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!
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