Funny Occasion Cards

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

A great card if you are looking for something 'a bit different' this Christmas  

They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention! Let them know how how you ...

Let everyone know that you are not a regular mummy, you are a Disney Mummy! You literally live and breathe Mickey Mouse and friends, and what bette...

A cute card based on the hugely popular TV show Friends. This card can be personalised with any name to make it even more special.

If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to...

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.  

The bank of dad is one of the largest financial institutes in the world, and is pretty much always open for business.  Whether you need a deposit f...

If you know a crazy dog lady, then this is the perfect card for her! This card is great for use on all sorts of occasions, such as their birthday, ...

Such a cute Christmas card, with Rudolf The Red Nose Reindeer, what more could you want this festive season?!

When you are the best Daughter in law...

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves.  Let them know you are happy for them too, and...

A hilarious card for yourself or for the 'strawberry blonde' friend! We offer this design as a t-shirt, mug, other cushion cover colours, tote bags...

Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt.  There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as eith...

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

Your best work friend has handed in their notice and will be heading off to a new job.  This card is perfect for letting them know that you wish th...

Let your work bestie know that it is going to be shit without them when they leave for their new job! (traitor!)

Your work bestie has handed in their notice and have a new job.  Let them know that you will miss them and how much you ignored their emails.

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present!  Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's...

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present!  Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!

A funny graduation card, with a gentle reminder for the future.

A funny graduation card, with a gentle reminder for the future.  

An hilarious gift for yourself or for the 'strawberry blonde' friend! We offer this design as a t-shirt, mug, other cushion cover colours, tote bag...

The perfect all purpose card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend.  This is perfect card no matter if it is as a birthday card, Valentines Da...

A hilarious card, great for Valentine's Day, Birthdays or any day really.

A cute card based on the hugely popular TV show Friends. This card can be personalised with any name to make it even more special.

A cute card based on the hugely popular TV show Friends. This card can be personalised with any name to make it even more special.

A cute card based on the hugely popular TV show Friends. This card can be personalised with any name to make it even more special.

A cute card based on the hugely popular TV show Friends. This card can be personalised with any name to make it even more special.

A cute card to show you care.  

Christmas time... the time for family, presents and, of course, overeating!!  

It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfrien...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

Let everyone know that you are not a regular mummy, you are a Disney Mummy! You literally live and breathe Mickey Mouse and friends, and what bette...

Now that you are XX years old, do you feel like an adult? Yes or Nob!!  This birthday card is perfect no matter what age the recipient is turning (...

Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card. No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are l...

Getting married can be a scary time but having the right bridesmaids can make all the difference.

Show you're appreciation with this hilarious pun card.  

Sit On My Face & Glaze M Like A Doughnut Card

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

Poor sprouts, only get remembered at Christmas time.   

Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit

Suppose To Be A One Night Stand Card

Your Friends have finally done it and moved into their new home, there is one wise phrase that you want to let them know........Don't forget to PIV...

A graduation is a huge event so be sure to thank those who made it possible!

The Man The Myth The Legend that is DAD!!