Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and you will leave them with their own house warming gift, a shit in their new...

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let them know that they are in for a luck treat (or unlucky, as we offer a "no win" option too)...

Christmas is my second favourite C word..........my personal favourite is "cunt", however, it is deemed bit of a bad one, to put on a Christmas card, so we made this one instead. I am sure that who ever you decide to give this to,...

Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses their life, it lets the loved one left behind know exactly how you feel.Fuck You Cancer!

A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one night stand, what matters most, is that you remembered the anniversary!Lets just hope that your other...

I Met You, I Liked You, I Loved You, I'm Keeping You Greetings Card

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no doubt you have a work bestie that totally deserves this card. It is the perfect gift to give, as it...

Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God?We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair and the story got out of hand!

Sometimes it can be quite the surprise when someone pass their driving test, when you weren't expecting them to. This card shows those sentiments perfectly!

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half has a head start on you and they have a lot more candles on their...

They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you feel about them with this funny get well soon card.

You Clever Little Bastard Card

This cheeky card delivers a one-of-a-kind message for your special someone on Valentine's Day or your anniversary. With its bold language and playful tone, it's sure to bring a smile to your loved one's face. Perfect for someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously...

Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know that they are your favourite and there is no one else you would rather be in bed with and...

Nothing is better than saying to someone "kiss my ass"....Now you can do it with a little Christmas cheer in this brilliant card, featuring the big man himself (Santa) showing everyone his butt and a play on words.To be honest, it is one big...

Say farewell to your colleague with a touch of humour. This "Off You Fuck Then" card will leave them laughing and send them off on their next adventure with a smile. Perfect for any job departure!

This unique declaration of love celebrates the whole package: their amazing personality and an attribute we won't mention! Show your special someone you love them and keep it light with this cheeky expression. This naughty little card is perfect for as a birthday card...

Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

Spread the love with our We Go Together card! Express your affection with this cute and Valentine's Day card. Perfect for that special someone who you just can't help but pair up with. It's a match made in heaven!

Bee My Valentine Greetings Card

Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

This Christmas, forget about your homies, it is all about your Gnomies!!!The perfect Christmas card for your best friends this year, to celebrate being besties.

Man The Fuck Up Card

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's treat!

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!

If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to seriously.

Looking for a cheeky way to say "I love you"? Look no further. This greetings card features a playful message: "Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut." Perfect for someone with a good sense of humour. Go ahead and send some...

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