Sometimes the perfect word is cunt, yet it is not always possible to say it. So in comes the phonetic alphabet and do it the most British way possible with some passive aggressiveness......... This has to be one of the best cushions you could...

Don't be a prickly cactus and have a hug.      

Don't be a prickly cactus and have a hug.      

Are you a prickly little character that hates the thought of hugs?  

You don't choose, you were born this way.

You don't choose, you were born this way.

Show the world who the big boss really is with one of these cushions!

Show them who is the big boss! We offer this design as other gifts too, be sure to check them out.

Never change for anyone in life, always be yourself...........unless you can be a mermaid! This is the perfect gift cushion for someone who loves mermaids, because who wouldn't want to be a mermaid?! We offer this design in other gifts too, be sure to check...

Don't let anyone steal your spot!  

Leave this gentle reminder on your seat just so people know, it's YOUR spot!  

Don't let anyone steal your spot!  

Show them who is the big boss! We offer this design as other gifts too, be sure to check them out.

Let someone know that you love them, in a blunt way.......don't beat around the bush!