Man The Fuck Up Card

They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you feel about them with this funny get well soon card.

Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses their life, it lets the loved one left behind know exactly how you feel.Fuck You Cancer!

Nothing is better than saying to someone "kiss my ass"....Now you can do it with a little Christmas cheer in this brilliant card, featuring the big man himself (Santa) showing everyone his butt and a play on words.To be honest, it is one big...

Let someone know how amazing they are with this funny greetings card. Perfect for any occasion such as exams, driving tests or just a simple thank you.

If you have an awesome midwife in your life, then let them know!Choose a variety of colours for your envelope and put a smile on their face for being amazing!

There is more to life than just your bike...............well kind of anyway.Choose your card, choose your envelope colour, and enjoy.

The perfect birthday card for your friend that loves flamingos!Better get one of these quick, before they fly away!Awwwww, so cute!

A beautiful flamingo birthday card, perfect for your friend who absolutely loves these birds.

If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

The title says it all..........we can smell the shit from here!

It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card

Hands up if you love your partner.... but not so much at bed time?!

If you know a crazy dog lady, then this is the perfect card for her! This card is great for use on all sorts of occasions, such as their birthday, leavers, retirement and more. It is bound to fit perfectly in their home.......probably full...

If you know a crazy cat lady, then this is the perfect card for her! This greetings card is great for use on all sorts of occasions, such as their birthday, leavers, retirement and more. Show them that you acknowledge their love for their...

Don't know what to give as a present? Well, say it with this card...

Ahh, the good old dad saying, whenever someone left the door open!

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

When you are the best Daughter In Law...

When you are the best Daughter in law...

The bank of dad is one of the largest financial institutes in the world, and is pretty much always open for business. Whether you need a deposit for a house, money towards your wedding, or you just fancy a take-away tonight, then the bank...

If you have a mum in a million then this card is perfect for them this Mother's Day.

The best teachers are those with a big heart. They're the ones who care for their students and want to see them succeed, now and in their future life. This card is the perfect way to say thank you to a teacher who has...

If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card

I'd Pause My Game For You Greetings Card

Save time and get straight to the point!

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and you will leave them with their own house warming gift, a shit in their new...

Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for you! This makes a brilliant birthday card for all the sheep shaggers out there...

Is someone you know getting older and older on their upcoming birthday?If you want to rub it in that you are younger, or the fact that they are just a grumpy old man, then this birthday card is perfect for him.