Relationship Cards

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

The perfect card to give to your other half if you fancy a shag.  It is very fitting as a birthday, anniversary or Valanetines Card............beca...

The perfect card to give to your other half if you fancy a shag.  It is very fitting as a birthday, anniversary or Valanetines Card............beca...

The perfect card to give to your other half if you fancy a shag.  It is very fitting as a birthday, anniversary or Valanetines Card............beca...

Someone just got engaged or married?...........remind them that they will now have the same fanny forever! We offer this as #SameWillyForever too, ...

Someone just got engaged or married?...........remind them that they will now have the same willy forever! We offer this as #SameFannyForever too, ...

The early days were the best days, purely on not having to put up with your other half's stinky ass!!! God, I miss those days!

Celebrate someone going through the ranks of relationship status with this simple yet effective card.  We offer this design on several other types ...

Celebrate someone going through the ranks of relationship status with this simple yet effective card.  We offer this design on several other types ...

Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card. No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are l...

Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed! However, let your other half know t...

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present!  Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great birthday present!  Let the other half know what is on your mind for their birthday treat!

If you have a Star Wars fan in your life, let them know that they are the only one for you with the help of the cute little dude baby Yoda.  

Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person.  This card is fitti...

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

Everyone loves a cheesy pun, what a perfect anniversary card for the other half! We also offer this card as a birthday card and a Valentine's Day c...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between a Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded...

Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bridge & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do............

This card really says it all ....

Owl Always Love You Card

Sit On My Face & Glaze M Like A Doughnut Card

Suppose To Be A One Night Stand Card

A card that shows true love.  

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card or Eco Kraft Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality Wh...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card or Eco Kraft Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality Wh...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card or Eco Kraft Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality Wh...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card or Eco Kraft Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Ribbed Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality Wh...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

Sometimes you don't need to bear around the bush.  Let the weirdos know that they are perfect for each other. Simply great no matter the occasion. ...

It is finally their big day! Get them this cute wedding card and let them know that shit just got real...........just don't tell them that the sex ...

Sometimes you just need to give your husband a bit of a confidence boost and let him think that he is in charge, or maybe you want to actually show...

You found the love of your life, you have been together for years, but have forever to go.  Let your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend know how ...