Relationship Cards
Scratch & Match 3 To Win - Birthday Card
So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...
View full detailsLongest One Night Stand Ever - Anniversary Card
A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...
View full detailsEven Cunts Deserve A Card
Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card.No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are le...
View full detailsHappy Anniversary, My Gift Will Blow Your Mind - Card
This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...
View full detailsHappy birthday, always happy to be behind you - Card
This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...
View full detailsHappy To Be Growing Old Together
You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...
View full detailsYou're A Bitch Dick Twat C*nt Greetings Card
5.0 / 5.0
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A card that shows true love.
Next Birthday You Will Be My Wife Card
Celebrate the future with this charming birthday card. Show your love and appreciation to your wife-to-be with the "Next Birthday You Will Be My Wi...
View full detailsNext Christmas You Will Be My Husband Card
Celebrate the future with this charming Christmas card. Show your love and appreciation to your husband-to-be with the "Next Christmas You Will Be ...
View full detailsHappy Birthday, My Gift Will Blow Your Mind - Card
This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...
View full detailsHappy Anniversary, always happy to be behind you - Card
This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...
View full detailsLongest One Night Stand Ever - Kraft Anniversary Card
A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...
View full detailsToday We Celebrate Anniversary Card
Personalised Today We Celebrate The Best Decision You Ever Made Greetings CardDon't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation ...
View full detailsPERSONALISED Thanks For All The Orgasms Greetings Card
It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...
View full details#Same Fanny Forever Greetings Card
Celebrate the happy couple's undying love with this unique, rude engagement card. Guaranteed to get a laugh, this card is a one-of-a-kind way to sa...
View full detailsRemember When You Used To Hold Your Farts In - Card
The early days were the best days, purely on not having to put up with your other half's stinky ass!!! God, I miss those days!
Girlfriend, Fiancee, Wife - Card Kraft
Celebrate someone going through the ranks of relationship status with this simple yet effective card. We offer this design on several other types o...
View full detailsGirlfriend, Fiancee, Wife - Card White
Celebrate someone going through the ranks of relationship status with this simple yet effective card. We offer this design on several other types o...
View full detailsFavourite Person To Be In Bed With & Look At Phone - Card
Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know th...
View full detailsNothing Says Love You Like Anal - Anniversary Card
Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!
You Make My Pussy Wet Greetings Card
Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...
View full detailsCongrats Fuckers - Wedding Card
Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bride & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do.............
View full detailsOn This Day You Came Out Of A Vagina Greetings Card
5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
This card really says it all ....
Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card
Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card