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    Even Cunts Deserve A Card

    Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card.No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are le...

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    Happy birthday, always happy to be behind you - Card

    This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

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    Happy To Be Growing Old Together

    You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

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    Happy Birthday, My Gift Will Blow Your Mind - Card

    This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

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    Happy Anniversary, My Gift Will Blow Your Mind - Card

    This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

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    Happy Anniversary, always happy to be behind you - Card

    This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

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    Scratch & Match 3 To Win - Birthday Card

    So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...

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    Longest One Night Stand Ever - Kraft Anniversary Card

    A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...

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    Longest One Night Stand Ever - Anniversary Card

    A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...

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    Today We Celebrate Anniversary Card

    Personalised Today We Celebrate The Best Decision You Ever Made Greetings CardDon't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation ...

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    PERSONALISED Thanks For All The Orgasms Greetings Card

    It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...

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    Remember When You Used To Hold Your Farts In - Card

    The early days were the best days, purely on not having to put up with your other half's stinky ass!!! God, I miss those days!

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    Favourite Person To Be In Bed With & Look At Phone - Card

    Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know th...

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    Nothing Says Love You Like Anal - Anniversary Card

    Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!

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    You Make My Pussy Wet Greetings Card

    Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

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    Congrats Fuckers - Wedding Card

    Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bride & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do.............

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    On This Day You Came Out Of A Vagina Greetings Card

    This card really says it all ....

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    Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card

    Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card

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    You're A Bitch Dick Twat C*nt Greetings Card

    A card that shows true love.

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    What Happens At The Hen Party Card

    Hen Parties are like fight club. What happens at a hen party, stays at the hen party, it's the rules!

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    Wedding Bellends Card

    Wedding Bellends Greeting Card

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    Wedding Wankers Card

    Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

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    Happy Wedding Day Toaster Card

    Some people will do anything for free gifts!

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    Would Love To Be Your 19th Hole - Greetings Card

    Are you looking for the perfect way to wish your favourite golfer a happy birthday or anniversary? Look no further than our "I Would Love to Be You...

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