So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let them know that they are in for a luck treat (or unlucky, as we offer a "no win" option too)...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". It is the perfect card to give to your, husband, wife, boyfriend or...

A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one night stand, what matters most, is that you remembered the anniversary!Lets just hope that your other...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". Inside, the card is blank so you can write your own special personal...

It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To' name & 'From' name in the personalisation box above!

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half has a head start on you and they have a lot more candles on their...

This cheeky card delivers a one-of-a-kind message for your special someone on Valentine's Day or your anniversary. With its bold language and playful tone, it's sure to bring a smile to your loved one's face. Perfect for someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously...

Celebrate the future with this charming birthday card. Show your love and appreciation to your wife-to-be with the "Next Birthday You Will Be My Wife Card". Perfect for romantic and heartfelt wishes on this special day, and to remind her of how lucky she...

Celebrate the future with this charming Christmas card. Show your love and appreciation to your husband-to-be with the "Next Christmas You Will Be My Husband Card". Perfect for romantic and heartfelt wishes on this special time of year, and to remind him of how...

Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". Inside, the card is blank so you can write your own special personal...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". Inside, the card is blank so you can write your own special personal...

Personalised Today We Celebrate The Best Decision You Ever Made Greetings CardDon't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above!

Celebrate the happy couple's undying love with this unique, rude engagement card. Guaranteed to get a laugh, this card is a one-of-a-kind way to say "congratulations!" and send your best wishes! #SameFannyForever!

Relive the days of suppressed flatulence with this nostalgic Valentine's Day or anniversary card. Perfect for a partner who appreciates a little humour and can handle a strong scent of nostalgia.

Celebrate someone going through the ranks of relationship status with this simple yet effective card. We offer this design on several other types of product, so be sure to check them all out and make the complete gift set.

Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know that they are your favourite and there is no one else you would rather be in bed with and...

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible for any "adult" after effects this card may cause.

Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bride & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do...........I mean it is what they will be doing, so it seems quite apt.

This card really says it all ....

Looking for a cheeky way to say "I love you"? Look no further. This greetings card features a playful message: "Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut." Perfect for someone with a good sense of humour. Go ahead and send some...

Every Love Story Is Beautiful But Ours Is My Favourite Birthday Card

Roses are red, violets are blue, this card's perfect for saying "I love you"! Send it for Valentine's Day or your anniversary, it's sure to make them laugh.

Show your love and appreciation for your football-loving partner with our "I Love You As Much As You Love Football" card. Perfect for anniversaries and Valentine's Day, this card is a great way to express your love in a language they understand.

This Valentine's Day, surprise your future wife with this adorable penguin card. Show your playful love with a cute message inside. Get ready to waddle into happily ever after!

This Valentine's Day, surprise your future husband with this adorable penguin card. Show your playful love with a cute message inside. Get ready to waddle into happily ever after!

Looking for a unique way to make your husband laugh this Valentine's Day? This funny card is sure to bring a smile to his face! Show your love in a fun and light-hearted way with this humorous design.

Celebrate your love this Valentine's Day with this heartfelt card that expresses your feelings perfectly. Show your husband or boyfriend just how much he means to you with this sweet and romantic greetings card.

Looking for a unique way to make your wife laugh this Valentine's Day? This funny card is sure to bring a smile to her face! Show your love in a fun and light-hearted way with this humorous design.