Relationship Cards

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...

A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...

Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card.No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are le...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

A card that shows true love.

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...

Personalised Today We Celebrate The Best Decision You Ever Made Greetings CardDon't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation ...

It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...

The early days were the best days, purely on not having to put up with your other half's stinky ass!!! God, I miss those days!

Celebrate someone going through the ranks of relationship status with this simple yet effective card. We offer this design on several other types o...

Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know th...

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bride & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do.............

This card really says it all ....

Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card

Celebrate a special achievement with our "Over The Moon For You" card. Show them how proud you are with this fun and quirky congratulatory card. Th...

Looking for a cheeky card to make your loved one laugh? Look no further than our "Roses Are Red" card! With a clever poem and a hint of fart humour...

Make up for lost time with this hilarious card, perfect for anniversaries or Valentine's Day. Its witty humour is sure to annoy your loved one in t...

Spread some laughter with our Cost Of Living Crisis Value Card. This funny greetings card is the perfect way to bring some humour to any situation....