There's no better way to show your love for your other half than with an insult!!   

It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To' name & 'From' name in the personalisation box above!

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half has a head start on you and they have a lot more candles on their...

Spread the love with our We Go Together card! Express your affection with this cute and Valentine's Day card. Perfect for that special someone who you just can't help but pair up with. It's a match made in heaven!

Bee My Valentine Greetings Card

You make my pussy wet novelty mug, of course we mean a cat in the shower, not anything adult related - stop having a one track mind......terrible.

Relive the days of suppressed flatulence with this nostalgic Valentine's Day or anniversary card. Perfect for a partner who appreciates a little humour and can handle a strong scent of nostalgia.

Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know that they are your favourite and there is no one else you would rather be in bed with and...

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's treat!

Surprise your loved one with the perfect Valentine's Day card that says it all! Our "Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned" card is the perfect way to express your love in a fun way.

Looking for a cheeky way to say "I love you"? Look no further. This greetings card features a playful message: "Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut." Perfect for someone with a good sense of humour. Go ahead and send some...

A unique and thoughtful gift to give your other half or a couple celebrating an anniversary. Don't forget to leave the names and number of years in the personalisation box!

Give your other half a gift they will love with this cute cushion cover that says it all.

Happy Wife Happy Life......maybe great as a cheap wedding gift, offering immeasurable amounts of wisdom...............or maybe your other half needs reminding?

Love Always Wins Card Bring a smile to your loved one's face with this cheeky noughts and crosses card! It's a playful take on the classic game where love emerges victorious every single time.

Skip the soppy stuff and go straight for the laughs with this brilliant card. Whether it's Valentine's Day or an anniversary, this is the perfect pick for couples who find humour in life's everyday moments!

Show your love and appreciation for your football-loving partner with our "I Love You As Much As You Love Football" card. Perfect for anniversaries and Valentine's Day, this card is a great way to express your love in a language they understand.

Show your love and appreciation for your golf-loving partner with our "I Love You As Much As You Love Golf" card. Perfect for anniversaries and Valentine's Day, this card is a great way to express your love in a language they understand.

This Valentine's Day, surprise your future husband with this adorable penguin card. Show your playful love with a cute message inside. Get ready to waddle into happily ever after!

This Valentine's Day, surprise your future wife with this adorable penguin card. Show your playful love with a cute message inside. Get ready to waddle into happily ever after!

Countdown to forever starts now! This romantic Valentine's card is your fun way of declaring that next February 14th, she'll be your wife!

Show your love to your significant other with a cute little gift.  This is perfect for a Christmas gift, anniversary, Valentine's Day, or a just because; especially if they are a massive tea or coffee drinker. 

Get ready to put a ring on it (your beverage, that is). Our Always and Forever coaster is a playful way to express your undying love for both your significant other and protecting your furniture from water rings. No more going through the motions...