Valentine's Day Cards

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present!  Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's...

A hilarious card, great for Valentine's Day, Birthdays or any day really.

The early days were the best days, purely on not having to put up with your other half's stinky ass!!! God, I miss those days!

It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfrien...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

Sit On My Face & Glaze M Like A Doughnut Card

A fantastic pun card, perfect for Valentine's Day or your anniversary.  

Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned

Will You Bee My Valentine

If you have a Star Wars fan in your life, let them know that they are the only one for you with the help of the cute little dude baby Yoda.  

Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person.  This card is fitti...

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet Valentines Day Card    

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

A card that shows true love.  

You're My Lobster Card