So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let them know that they are in for a luck treat (or unlucky, as we offer a "no win" option too)...

Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no doubt you have a work bestie that totally deserves this card. It is the perfect gift to give, as it...

The perfect birthday card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This card usually gets paired up with the orange envelope, yet we have no idea why?!

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

If You Were A Tree 50th Birthday Card

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a card is more than enough anyway!This card is perfectly fitting for a birthday, anniversary...

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

If You Were A Tree 70th Birthday Card

If You Were A Tree 60th Birthday Card

If You Were A Tree 40th Birthday Card

The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Card

Everyone loves a pun card, what a perfect birthday card for anyone!

A beautiful flamingo birthday card, perfect for your friend who absolutely loves these birds.

Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get dad back with one of our dad joke cards......or more than likely put a huge smile on his face...

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get dad back with one of our dad joke cards......or more than likely put a huge smile on his face...

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get dad back with one of our dad joke cards......or more than likely put a huge smile on his face...

Know someone that is simple, yet feel like they deserve a card? This is the perfect choice for you to give them on their birthday.

Surely being a financial burden on your parents is one of the perks in life right?Show your appreciation of this, with this amazing little card (also available in kraft card) choose your envelope colour to help make it stand out.

Celebrate your amazing mom with our Mum Congratulations I Turned Out Perfectly Card! Show her she did a fantastic job raising you with this cheeky and playful card. Let her know she deserves all the credit for your perfection (or at least most of...

Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person. This card is fitting for birthdays, anniversaries or Valentine's Day........only if you have actually shaved your legs of course.

Like most people, your mother probably put up with a lot of shit from you over the years, so let mum know how much you appreciate it with this fantastic card.

Let your mum know how amazing she is with this great card! In fact, she is so amazing, that you have decided to never move out! We are sure she will appreciate the news.

Everyone loves a cheesy pun, what a perfect birthday card for anyone!

The perfect all purpose card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This is perfect card no matter if it is as a birthday card, Valentines Day Card or anything else you want to give one to your ginger friend for. This card usually...