Birthday Cards - All

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.   

Everyone loves a pun card, what a perfect birthday card for anyone!

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

A beautiful flamingo birthday card, perfect for your friend who absolutely loves these birds.

Now that you are XX years old, do you feel like an adult? Yes or Nob!!  This birthday card is perfect no matter what age the recipient is turning (...

So it is finally the time for their birthday, but due to covid 19 (coronavirus) they are quarantined due to the worldwide lockdown. This birthday c...

Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get da...

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get da...

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get da...

Know someone that is simple, yet feel like they deserve a card? This is the perfect choice for you to give them on their birthday.

Know someone that is simple, yet feel like they deserve a card? This is the perfect choice for you to give them on their birthday.

Surely being a financial burden on your parents is one of the perks in life right? Show your appreciation of this, with this amazing little card (a...

Surely being a financial burden on your parents is one of the perks in life right? Show your appreciation of this, with this amazing little card (a...

Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card. No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are l...

Mum Congratulations I Turned Out Perfectly

If your mum is your superhero, then let her know by choosing one of these 8 designs!  With a choice of envelope colours to pick from, you are sure ...

If you now aim straight, show your appreciation to your mum with this great card.

If you now aim straight, show your appreciation to your mum with this great card.

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great birthday present!  Let the other half know what is on your mind for their birthday treat!

The headline draws them in............the sub text has the potential to smack them in the face! Leave the text you would like in the personalisatio...

If you have a Star Wars fan in your life, let them know that they are the only one for you with the help of the cute little dude baby Yoda.  

Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person.  This card is fitti...

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

Like most people, your mother probably put up with a lot of shit from you over the years, so let mum know how much you appreciate it with this fant...

Let your mum know how amazing she is with this great card! In fact, she is so amazing, that you have decided to never move out! We are sure she wil...

Everyone loves a cheesy pun, what a perfect birthday card for anyone!

The perfect all purpose card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend.  This is perfect card no matter if it is as a birthday card, Valentines Da...

The perfect all purpose card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend.  This is perfect card no matter if it is as a birthday card, Valentines Da...

The perfect birthday card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend.  This card usually gets paired up with the orange envelope, yet we have no id...

Don't Expect Any Presents Off Me This Year Greetings Card

You Are my Favourite Ginger Card  

Is someone leaving the office, moving abroad, or you just feel like telling them to fuck off? A fantastic card which is straight to the point, and ...

This hilarious card is great for those people that have never really grown up!  Don't forget to put the age that you would like us to put on the ...

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.  

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

Cool story bro..........such a popular saying and with so many memes on the internet for this one! Based on the Toy Story style, give this as a bir...

Matte White 300GSM Quality Card Blank inside for your personal greeting Choose between an Eco Kraft (Brown) or Quality White envelope Folded size ...

If You Were A Tree Birthday Card