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    Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card

    They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

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    Now You Are 40 Do You Feel Like An Adult - Nob Greetings Card

    At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

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    Mum Of All The Fannies In The World Card

    Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

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    Happy Birthday You Massive Cock

    An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

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    Don't Expect Any Presents Off Me This Year - Greeting Card

    This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

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    Only XXX Are Born XXX - Grunge Design - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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    Only XXX Are Born XXX - Present Design - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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    Happy Birthday You Absolute XXX - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

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    Scratch & Match 3 To Win - Birthday Card

    So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...

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    Happy Bee-lated Birthday Card

    Everyone loves a pun card, what a perfect birthday card for anyone!

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    Flamingo Happy Birthday Card

    A beautiful flamingo birthday card, perfect for your friend who absolutely loves these birds.

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    Feel Like An Adult Birthday Greetings Card

    Now that you are XX years old, do you feel like an adult?Yes or Nob!! This birthday card is perfect no matter what age the recipient is turning (ju...

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    Birthday Wanker Greetings Card

    Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.

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    What Do You Call A Seagull That Flies Over The Bay - Dad Joke - Card

    Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get da...

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    I Used To Work In A Shoe Recycling Shop - Dad Joke Card

    Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get da...

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    I Stayed Up All Night - Dad Joke - Card

    Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get da...

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    This Card Is Simple Like You - Happy Birthday - Kraft

    Know someone that is simple, yet feel like they deserve a card? This is the perfect choice for you to give them on their birthday.

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    This Card Is Simple Like You Happy Birthday Card

    Know someone that is simple, yet feel like they deserve a card? This is the perfect choice for you to give them on their birthday.

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    Happy Birthday From Your Financial Burden - Kraft

    Surely being a financial burden on your parents is one of the perks in life right?Show your appreciation of this, with this amazing little card (al...

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    Happy Birthday From Your Financial Burden

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    Even Cunts Deserve A Card

    Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card.No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are le...

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    Mum Congratulations I Turned Out Perfectly Card

    Mum Congratulations I Turned Out Perfectly

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    Mum You're My Hero - 8 Designs! Greetings Card

    If your mum is your superhero, then let her know by choosing one of these 8 designs! With a choice of envelope colours to pick from, you are sure t...

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    Mummy Thanks For Teaching Me To Not Pee On The Floor Card

    If you now aim straight, show your appreciation to your mum with this great card.

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