Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no doubt you have a work bestie that totally deserves this card. It is the perfect gift to give, as it...

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

The perfect birthday card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This card usually gets paired up with the orange envelope, yet we have no idea why?!

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

If You Were A Tree 50th Birthday Card

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a card is more than enough anyway!This card is perfectly fitting for a birthday, anniversary...

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

If You Were A Tree 70th Birthday Card

If You Were A Tree 60th Birthday Card

If You Were A Tree 40th Birthday Card

The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Card

Everyone loves a pun card, what a perfect birthday card for anyone!

A beautiful flamingo birthday card, perfect for your friend who absolutely loves these birds.

Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get dad back with one of our dad joke cards......or more than likely put a huge smile on his face...

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get dad back with one of our dad joke cards......or more than likely put a huge smile on his face...

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get dad back with one of our dad joke cards......or more than likely put a huge smile on his face...

Know someone that is simple, yet feel like they deserve a card? This is the perfect choice for you to give them on their birthday.

Surely being a financial burden on your parents is one of the perks in life right?Show your appreciation of this, with this amazing little card (also available in kraft card) choose your envelope colour to help make it stand out.