Gifts Under £5

Jim Fixed It For Me, is a little add on to Jim'll Fix It TV show & saying bought you by Jimmy Savile. This gift is a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE and extre...

This link is for Devon Rum only.  Please do not purchase these products, any orders made will be cancelled

This link is for Lewis only.  Please do not purchase these products, any orders made will be cancelled.  

Spread joy this Christmas with this non-traditional Christmas card!

Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and ...

Celebrate the Christmas holidays the unique way with this "Merry Flippin' Christmas" Tree Ornament! A middle finger themed decoration to keep your ...

Don't worry your only 11 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for...

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...

A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...

It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit Anyway Greetings Card

The sentiment 'All I want is you' isn't always true...Available in different designs including anal, blowjob and sex or, if none of these fit, choo...

Don't worry your only 14 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

I Met You, I Liked You, I Loved You, I'm Keeping You Greetings Card

Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card.No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are le...

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

A great way to say 'Thank You Teacher' at any time of the year.

Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses the...

This link is for The Cove & Swim 365 only.  Please do not purchase these products, any orders made will be cancelled.  

This hilarious scratch & reveal Christmas card, is a great alternative to the traditional Christmas card.  The card has gold scratch stickers s...