Gifts Under £5

Jim Fixed It For Me, is a little add on to Jim'll Fix It TV show & saying bought you by Jimmy Savile. This gift is a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE and extre...

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and ...

Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

Don't worry your only 11 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for...

Spread joy this Christmas with this non-traditional Christmas card!

Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

I Met You, I Liked You, I Loved You, I'm Keeping You Greetings Card

Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card.No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are le...

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

A great way to say 'Thank You Teacher' at any time of the year.

Celebrate the Christmas holidays the unique way with this "Merry Flippin' Christmas" Tree Ornament! A middle finger themed decoration to keep your ...

Perfect for a hen do, this card can be personalised with any name to make it that little bit more special.

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

The perfect birthday card for your friend that loves Pandas! Awwwww, so cute!

It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit Anyway Greetings Card

Sometimes it can be quite the surprise when someone pass their driving test, when you weren't expecting them to. This card shows those sentiments p...

Don't worry your only 14 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

A hilarious card for yourself or for the 'strawberry blonde' friend!We offer this design as a t-shirt, mug, other cushion cover colours, tote bags ...

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God?We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair ...

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.