Jim Fixed It For Me, is a little add on to Jim'll Fix It TV show & saying bought you by Jimmy Savile. This gift is a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE and extremely risqué birthday card to get your friend - but due to popular demand, we have...

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Celebrate the Christmas holidays the unique way with this "Merry Flippin' Christmas" Tree Ornament! A middle finger themed decoration to keep your tree a little naughty and nice. Spread your Christmas cheer with a little attitude! 🤪 The decoration is laser cut & measures...

Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

Spread joy this Christmas with this non-traditional Christmas card!

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and you will leave them with their own house warming gift, a shit in their new...

Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for you! This makes a brilliant birthday card for all the sheep shaggers out there...

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let them know that they are in for a luck treat (or unlucky, as we offer a "no win" option too)...

Don't worry your only 11 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

This hilarious scratch & reveal Christmas card, is a great alternative to the traditional Christmas card.  The card has gold scratch stickers so just grab a coin and scratch away!

A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one night stand, what matters most, is that you remembered the anniversary!Lets just hope that your other...

Don't worry your only 14 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

I Met You, I Liked You, I Loved You, I'm Keeping You Greetings Card

Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no doubt you have a work bestie that totally deserves this card. It is the perfect gift to give, as it...

A great way to say 'Thank You Teacher' at any time of the year.

Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses their life, it lets the loved one left behind know exactly how you feel.Fuck You Cancer!

Jim Fixed It For Me, is a little add on to Jim'll Fix It TV show & saying. This gift is a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE and extremely risqué coaster to have in the work place - but due to popular demand, we have continued to...

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Perfect for a hen do, this card can be personalised with any name to make it that little bit more special.

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". Inside, the card is blank so you can write your own special personal...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". It is the perfect card to give to your, husband, wife, boyfriend or...

The perfect birthday card for your friend that loves Pandas! Awwwww, so cute!

Sometimes it can be quite the surprise when someone pass their driving test, when you weren't expecting them to. This card shows those sentiments perfectly!

Don't worry your only 15 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half has a head start on you and they have a lot more candles on their...

The perfect birthday card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This card usually gets paired up with the orange envelope, yet we have no idea why?!