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    Can't Wait To Take A Shit In Your New Toilet

    So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and ...

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  • It's About Time You Fucked Off Card
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    It's About Time You Fucked Off Card

    It's About Time You Fucked Off, You Were Shit Anyway Greetings Card

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  • Fuck Me You Passed Greeting Card
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    Fuck Me You Passed Greeting Card

    Sometimes it can be quite the surprise when someone pass their driving test, when you weren't expecting them to. This card shows those sentiments p...

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  • It's A Rough Season For Gingers Greetings Card
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    It's A Rough Season For Gingers Greetings Card

    A hilarious card for yourself or for the 'strawberry blonde' friend!We offer this design as a t-shirt, mug, other cushion cover colours, tote bags ...

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  • Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card
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    Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card

    They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

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    Now You Are 40 Do You Feel Like An Adult - Nob Greetings Card

    At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

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  • Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Greetings Card
    Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Greetings Card
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    Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Greetings Card

    They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you f...

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    With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

    With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

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  • Longest One Night Stand Ever - Kraft Anniversary Card
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    Longest One Night Stand Ever - Kraft Anniversary Card

    A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...

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  • Longest One Night Stand Ever - Anniversary Card
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    Longest One Night Stand Ever - Anniversary Card

    A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one n...

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  • Happy Birthday, You'll Get The D Later Card
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    Happy Birthday, You'll Get The D Later Card

    Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

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  • Today We Celebrate Anniversary Card
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    Today We Celebrate Anniversary Card

    Personalised Today We Celebrate The Best Decision You Ever Made Greetings CardDon't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation ...

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  • I'm Keeping You Greetings Card
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    I'm Keeping You Greetings Card

    I Met You, I Liked You, I Loved You, I'm Keeping You Greetings Card

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  • Happy Birthday You Massive Cock
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    Happy Birthday You Massive Cock

    An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

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  • I'm Here For You - Seriously, Try & Get Rid Of Me - Card
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    I'm Here For You - Seriously, Try & Get Rid Of Me - Card

    Sometimes people just need to know that you are there for them, even if they say not to worry about it, you will be there - they aren't getting rid...

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    Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal Greetings Card

    Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's...

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    Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned Greetings Card

    Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned

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  • Don't Expect Any Presents Off Me This Year - Greeting Card
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    Don't Expect Any Presents Off Me This Year - Greeting Card

    This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

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  • Mary Needs To Admit She Was Having An Affair - Christmas Card
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    Mary Needs To Admit She Was Having An Affair - Christmas Card

    Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God?We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair ...

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  • Jesus Loves You Greetings Card
    Jesus Loves You Greetings Card
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    Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

    Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

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  • You're On the Naughty List - Hairy Fanny
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    You're On the Naughty List - Hairy Fanny

    A great card if you are looking for something 'a bit different' this Christmas.If you know someone that should be on Santa's naughty list for havin...

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  • Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card
    Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card
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    Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card

    If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to...

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  • Christmas Reindeer Greetings Card
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    Christmas Reindeer Greetings Card

    Such a cute Christmas card, with Rudolf The Red Nose Reindeer, what more could you want this festive season?!

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    Only XXX Are Born XXX - Grunge Design - Greetings Card

    Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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