The school year is about to finish, so why not get the teacher a card letting them know that they are a SUPERSTAR!

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

This Christmas, forget about your homies, it is all about your Gnomies!!!The perfect Christmas card for your best friends this year, to celebrate being besties.

Congratulations Red Hearts Card

Personalised Today We Celebrate The Best Decision You Ever Made Greetings CardDon't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above!

Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

It's sometimes hard to tell someone the words that they need to hear, Let someone know you are sending them love at a shitty time, it might not be the exact words, but it will still let them know you are there for them...

Relive the days of suppressed flatulence with this nostalgic Valentine's Day or anniversary card. Perfect for a partner who appreciates a little humour and can handle a strong scent of nostalgia.

Celebrate someone going through the ranks of relationship status with this simple yet effective card. We offer this design on several other types of product, so be sure to check them all out and make the complete gift set.

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know that they are your favourite and there is no one else you would rather be in bed with and...

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!

This card is perfect for the clever little shit in your life...............maybe they have just graduated, passed their driving test, completed a course........or just think that they know everything.

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible for any "adult" after effects this card may cause.

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's treat!

Surprise your loved one with the perfect Valentine's Day card that says it all! Our "Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned" card is the perfect way to express your love in a fun way.

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a card is more than enough anyway!This card is perfectly fitting for a birthday, anniversary...

Your friends have finally got their new home, leaving their current house and neighbours behind......but you know that they are far from normal, and they will need to do a lot of convincing to their new neighbours to make them think that they are...

If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to seriously.

What better way to spread some festive cheer, than with this cute Christmas card with a lovely cuddly bear and a Santa Hat, awwwwww so cute!

Such a cute Christmas card, with Rudolf The Red Nose Reindeer, what more could you want this festive season?!

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bride & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do...........I mean it is what they will be doing, so it seems quite apt.

Celebrate the happy couple's undying love with this unique, rude engagement card. Guaranteed to get a laugh, this card is a one-of-a-kind way to say "congratulations!" and send your best wishes! #SameFannyForever!

This card really says it all ....

Looking for a cheeky way to say "I love you"? Look no further. This greetings card features a playful message: "Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut." Perfect for someone with a good sense of humour. Go ahead and send some...

They have done it! They are finally leaving this shit hole!! Don't feel bad that you are not leaving like them, just get them this congratulations card and shed a little tear inside.