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Celebrate the Christmas holidays the unique way with this "Merry Flippin' Christmas" Tree Ornament! A middle finger themed decoration to keep your tree a little naughty and nice. Spread your Christmas cheer with a little attitude! 🤪 The decoration is laser cut & measures...

Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for you! This makes a brilliant birthday card for all the sheep shaggers out there...

Spread joy this Christmas with this non-traditional Christmas card!

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and you will leave them with their own house warming gift, a shit in their new...

Jim Fixed It For Me, is a little add on to Jim'll Fix It TV show & saying. This gift is a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE and extremely risqué coaster to have in the work place - but due to popular demand, we have continued to...

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let them know that they are in for a luck treat (or unlucky, as we offer a "no win" option too)...

Don't worry your only 11 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

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This hilarious scratch & reveal Christmas card, is a great alternative to the traditional Christmas card.  The card has gold scratch stickers so just grab a coin and scratch away!

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Happy to be Behind You!". It is the perfect card to give to your, husband, wife, boyfriend or...

A great card that can be used for an anniversary card or Valentine's Day card.Surely it doesn't matter anymore that it was only meant to be a one night stand, what matters most, is that you remembered the anniversary!Lets just hope that your other...

Don't worry your only 14 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

I Met You, I Liked You, I Loved You, I'm Keeping You Greetings Card

Christmas is my second favourite C word..........my personal favourite is "cunt", however, it is deemed bit of a bad one, to put on a Christmas card, so we made this one instead. I am sure that who ever you decide to give this to,...

Jesus Loves You Greetings Card

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no doubt you have a work bestie that totally deserves this card. It is the perfect gift to give, as it...

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

A great way to say 'Thank You Teacher' at any time of the year.