Roses are red, violets are blue, this card's perfect for saying "I love you"! Send it for Valentine's Day or your anniversary, it's sure to make them laugh.

Congrats on escaping the shithole! Give them a pat on the back with this quirky card. Perfect for leavers who have busted out!

Say goodbye in a hilariously snarky way with our Rude That You're Leaving Card. Perfect for co-workers who are leaving, this card is sure to bring a smile (or a laugh) to their face.

Surprise your loved one with this quirky card for your anniversary or Valentine's Day. With a rude beaver graphic, it's sure to make them laugh. Maybe they'll even take you up on the innuendo! (We can't guarantee it though, sorry.)

Give your special someone a cheeky surprise with our Nice Beaver Card. Perfect for Valentine's Day or anniversaries, this card's rude humour will bring a smile to anyone's face. Don't be afraid to be a little naughty, it's all in good fun!

Wedding Bellends Greeting Card

This Father's Day, send a card that says it all: "Your Pull Out Game Is Weak!" Your Dad will love this funny (yet pointed) card, which is square in shape and your choice of envelope color. Make sure to give him a good laugh...

You Make My Knob Throb Card

Oh It's Your Birthday Grumpy Cat Birthday Card

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let's just hope the neighbours aren't arseholes!!

Spread joy this Christmas with this non-traditional grumpy cat Christmas card!

Hey Idiot, Prick or Wanker Happy Birthday!

The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Card

A rude card that is sure to give your Mum (and maybe your Dad) a laugh this Mother's Day.

Mum thanks for putting up with my shit over the years. Funny card, perfect for you Mother's Day or her birthday.

Let someone know that they are the reason that Santa has a naughty list........what you write on the inside of this Christmas card for their reason to be on the naughty list is entirely up to you!

Congratulations on the big day and becoming "Under New Management".This wedding card will proudly display the new appointment, only many years of happiness and anniversaries will tell if it is an improvement or not.....we will let you decide if it is the bride or...

My *** Approves Of You Greetings Card

Most Stepdads Are Wankers Card

Mortgage Wankers Moving Home Card

Mortgage Wanker Moving Home Card

Don't know what to give as a present? Well, say it with this card...

Hilarious birthday card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, then select 'Your Text' and fill in the personalisation box above.

Hilarious Anniversary card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, then select 'Your Text' and fill in the personalisation box above.

Is Your Name WiFi Greetings Card

If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card

I Totally Miss Your Ass Greetings Card

I Love You From My Head To-Ma-Toes Greetings Card

Save time and get straight to the point!

Let someone know how amazing they are with this funny greetings card. Perfect for any occasion such as exams, driving tests or just a simple thank you.