Rude Occasion Cards

Mortgage Wanker Moving Home Card

Man The Fuck Up Card

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

Don't know what to give as a present? Well, say it with this card...

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

Christmas Is Like Sex Christmas Card......surely it isn't just me that celebrates Christmas more than I do sex?!

Hilarious birthday card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, ...

Hilarious Anniversary card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bil...

Christmas, My Favourite Second C Word Card

Is Your Name WiFi Greetings Card

If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card

I'm Donuts About You Greetings Card

I Totally Miss Your Ass Greetings Card

I Love You From My Head To-Ma-Toes Greetings Card

Save time and get straight to the point!

Let someone know how amazing they are with this funny greetings card. Perfect for any occasion such as exams, driving tests or just a simple thank ...

There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if...

Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt. There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as eithe...

Your best work friend has handed in their notice and will be heading off to a new job. This card is perfect for letting them know that you wish the...

Let your work bestie know that it is going to be shit without them when they leave for their new job! (traitor!)

Your work bestie has handed in their notice and have a new job. Let them know that you will miss them and how much you ignored their emails.

It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit