Mortgage Wankers Moving Home Card

Mortgage Wanker Moving Home Card

Don't know what to give as a present? Well, say it with this card...

Hilarious birthday card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, then select 'Your Text' and fill in the personalisation box above.

Hilarious Anniversary card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, then select 'Your Text' and fill in the personalisation box above.

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I Love You From My Head To-Ma-Toes Greetings Card

Save time and get straight to the point!

Let someone know how amazing they are with this funny greetings card. Perfect for any occasion such as exams, driving tests or just a simple thank you.

There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if you are giving this to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, it is bound to put a smile...

Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt. There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if you are giving this to your husband,...

Your best work friend has handed in their notice and will be heading off to a new job. This card is perfect for letting them know that you wish them good luck, yet they are a traitor and they can fuck off and swivel...

Let your work bestie know that it is going to be shit without them when they leave for their new job! (traitor!)

Your work bestie has handed in their notice and have a new job. Let them know that you will miss them and how much you ignored their emails.

Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit

Suppose To Be A One Night Stand Card

So, someone in your workplace is handed in their notice and it is their last day..........but who the hell are they?! A great way at being passive aggressive with this leavers card. It can be used as a funny card, which is sarcastic and...

A fantastic pun card, perfect for Valentine's Day or your anniversary.

Sometimes you don't need to bear around the bush. Let the weirdos know that they are perfect for each other. Simply great no matter the occasion.It could be their wedding, anniversary, or engagement, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, it doesn't matter..........as long as they...

Will You Bee My Valentine

Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person. This card is fitting for birthdays, anniversaries or Valentine's Day........only if you have actually shaved your legs of course.