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  • Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Greetings Card
    Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Greetings Card
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    Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Greetings Card

    They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention! Let them know how how you ...

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  • Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card
    Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card
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    Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card

    They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

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  • Can't Wait To Take A Shit In Your New Toilet
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    Can't Wait To Take A Shit In Your New Toilet

    So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves.  Let them know you are happy for them too, and...

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  • Mary Needs To Admit She Was Having An Affair - Christmas Card
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    Mary Needs To Admit She Was Having An Affair - Christmas Card

    Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God? We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair...

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  • Happy Birthday You Massive Cock
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    Happy Birthday You Massive Cock

    An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

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  • You're On the Naughty List - Hairy Fanny
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    You're On the Naughty List - Hairy Fanny

    A great card if you are looking for something 'a bit different' this Christmas. If you know someone that should be on Santa's naughty list for hav...

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  • Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card
    Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card
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    Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card

    If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to...

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  • Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card
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    Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card

    Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

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  • Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card
    Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card
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    Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card

    If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.  

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  • Congratulations On Getting Out Of This Shithole Greetings Card
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    Congratulations On Getting Out Of This Shithole Greetings Card

    They have done it! They are finally leaving this shit hole!! Don't feel bad that you are not leaving like them, just get them this congratulations ...

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  • Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greetings Card
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    Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greetings Card

    Mum thanks for putting up with my shit over the years.  Funny card, perfect for you Mother's Day or her birthday.

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  • My Aim In Life Greetings Card
    My Aim In Life Greetings Card
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    My Aim In Life Greetings Card

    Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

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  • You're The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List - Christmas Card
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    You're The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List - Christmas Card

    Let someone know that they are the reason that Santa has a naughty list........what you write on the inside of this Christmas card for their reason...

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  • Under New Management - Kraft Wedding Card
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    Under New Management - Kraft Wedding Card

    Congratulations on the big day and becoming "Under New Management". This wedding card will proudly display the new appointment, only many years of ...

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  • Under New Management - Wedding Card
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    Under New Management - Wedding Card

    Congratulations on the big day and becoming "Under New Management". This wedding card will proudly display the new appointment, only many years of ...

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  • My *** Approves Of You Greetings Card
    My *** Approves Of You Greetings Card
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    My *** Approves Of You Greetings Card

    My *** Approves Of You Greetings Card

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  • Most Stepdads Are Wankers Greetings Card
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    Most Stepdads Are Wankers Greetings Card

    Most Stepdads Are Wankers Card  

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  • Mortgage Wankers Greetings Card
    Mortgage Wankers Greetings Card
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    Mortgage Wankers Greetings Card

    Mortgage Wankers Moving Home Card  

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  • Mortgage Wanker Greetings Card
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    Mortgage Wanker Greetings Card

    Mortgage Wanker Moving Home Card

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  • Man The Fuck Up Greetings Card
    Man The Fuck Up Greetings Card
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    Man The Fuck Up Greetings Card

    Man The Fuck Up Card

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  • Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Butterfly - Card
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    Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Butterfly - Card

    Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

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  • My Present To You Greetings Card
    My Present To You Greetings Card
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    My Present To You Greetings Card

    Don't know what to give as a present? Well, say it with this card...

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  • Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Dinosaur - Card
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    Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Dinosaur - Card

    Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

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  • Christmas Is Like Sex Christmas Card
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    Christmas Is Like Sex Christmas Card

    Christmas Is Like Sex Christmas Card......surely it isn't just me that celebrates Christmas more than I do sex?!

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