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Middle Finger Christmas Greetings Card

Spread joy this Christmas with this non-traditional Christmas card!

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Can't Wait To Take A Shit In Your New Toilet

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and ...

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Fuck You Cancer Greetings Card

Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses the...

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My Aim In Life Greetings Card

Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

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Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

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Santa Thinks You're A ...... Greetings Card

This hilarious scratch & reveal Christmas card, is a great alternative to the traditional Christmas card.  The card has gold scratch stickers s...

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Christmas - My Second Favourite C Word - Greetings Card

Christmas is my second favourite C word..........my personal favourite is "cunt", however, it is deemed bit of a bad one, to put on a Christmas car...

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Mary Needs To Admit She Was Having An Affair - Christmas Card

Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God?We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair ...

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Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Greetings Card

They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you f...

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You're A Bitch Dick Twat C*nt Greetings Card

A card that shows true love.

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Fastest Sperm Birthday Card

Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card

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Mum Of All The Fannies In The World Card

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

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Man The Fuck Up Greetings Card

Man The Fuck Up Card

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PERSONALISED Thanks For All The Orgasms Greetings Card

It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...

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Happy Birthday You Massive Cock

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

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You're On the Naughty List - Hairy Fanny

A great card if you are looking for something 'a bit different' this Christmas.If you know someone that should be on Santa's naughty list for havin...

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Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal Greetings Card

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's...

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Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card

If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to...

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Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card

Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card

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Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

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Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

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Congrats Fuckers - Wedding Card

Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bride & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do.............

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Congratulations On Getting Out Of This Shithole Greetings Card

They have done it! They are finally leaving this shit hole!! Don't feel bad that you are not leaving like them, just get them this congratulations ...

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Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned Greetings Card

Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned

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