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  • Can't Wait To Take A Shit In Your New Toilet | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Can't Wait To Take A Shit In Your New Toilet

    So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and ...

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  • Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Greetings Card

    They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you f...

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  • Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card

    They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

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  • Mum Of All The Fannies In The World Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Mum Of All The Fannies In The World Card

    Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

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  • Mary Needs To Admit She Was Having An Affair - Christmas Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Mary Needs To Admit She Was Having An Affair - Christmas Card

    Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God?We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair ...

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  • Happy Birthday You Massive Cock | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Happy Birthday You Massive Cock

    An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

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  • You're On the Naughty List - Hairy Fanny | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    You're On the Naughty List - Hairy Fanny

    A great card if you are looking for something 'a bit different' this Christmas.If you know someone that should be on Santa's naughty list for havin...

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  • Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal Greetings Card

    Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's...

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  • Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
    Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Rude Merry Christmas Greetings Card

    If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to...

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  • Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card

    Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card

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  • Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card

    Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

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  • Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card

    If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

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  • Congratulations On Getting Out Of This Shithole Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Congratulations On Getting Out Of This Shithole Greetings Card

    They have done it! They are finally leaving this shit hole!! Don't feel bad that you are not leaving like them, just get them this congratulations ...

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  • Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned Greetings Card

    Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned

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  • Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Kraft Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Get Well Soon You Attention Seeking Twat Kraft Greetings Card

    They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you f...

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  • Going To Miss Ignoring Your Emails - Kraft Leavers Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Going To Miss Ignoring Your Emails - Kraft Leavers Card

    Your work bestie has handed in their notice and have a new job. Let them know that you will miss them and how much you ignored their emails.

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  • Sorry You Had To Shag Dad Mother's Day Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
    Sorry You Had To Shag Dad Mother's Day Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Sorry You Had To Shag Dad Mother's Day Card

    A rude card that is sure to give your Mum (and maybe your Dad) a laugh this Mother's Day.

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  • Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greetings Card

    Mum thanks for putting up with my shit over the years. Funny card, perfect for you Mother's Day or her birthday.

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  • My Aim In Life Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    My Aim In Life Greetings Card

    Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

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  • You're The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List - Christmas Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    You're The Reason Santa Has A Naughty List - Christmas Card

    Let someone know that they are the reason that Santa has a naughty list........what you write on the inside of this Christmas card for their reason...

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  • Under New Management - Kraft Wedding Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Under New Management - Kraft Wedding Card

    Congratulations on the big day and becoming "Under New Management".This wedding card will proudly display the new appointment, only many years of h...

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  • Under New Management - Wedding Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Under New Management - Wedding Card

    Congratulations on the big day and becoming "Under New Management".This wedding card will proudly display the new appointment, only many years of h...

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  • My *** Approves Of You Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
    My *** Approves Of You Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    My *** Approves Of You Greetings Card

    My *** Approves Of You Greetings Card

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  • Most Stepdads Are Wankers Greetings Card | £2.89 | The Gifted Panda
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    Most Stepdads Are Wankers Greetings Card

    Most Stepdads Are Wankers Card

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