Spread joy this Christmas with this non-traditional Christmas card!

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let them know you are happy for them too, and you will leave them with their own house warming gift, a shit in their new...

Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

This hilarious scratch & reveal Christmas card, is a great alternative to the traditional Christmas card.  The card has gold scratch stickers so just grab a coin and scratch away!

Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses their life, it lets the loved one left behind know exactly how you feel.Fuck You Cancer!

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no doubt you have a work bestie that totally deserves this card. It is the perfect gift to give, as it...

Christmas is my second favourite C word..........my personal favourite is "cunt", however, it is deemed bit of a bad one, to put on a Christmas card, so we made this one instead. I am sure that who ever you decide to give this to,...

Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God?We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair and the story got out of hand!

It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To' name & 'From' name in the personalisation box above!

They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you feel about them with this funny get well soon card.

This cheeky card delivers a one-of-a-kind message for your special someone on Valentine's Day or your anniversary. With its bold language and playful tone, it's sure to bring a smile to your loved one's face. Perfect for someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously...

Nothing is better than saying to someone "kiss my ass"....Now you can do it with a little Christmas cheer in this brilliant card, featuring the big man himself (Santa) showing everyone his butt and a play on words.To be honest, it is one big...

Show your cheeky side with this hilarious birthday card! With a playful word play and humorous tone, this card perfectly captures the quirky relationship between siblings. Mum may have made you get it, but you'll definitely have the last laugh.

Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

Man The Fuck Up Card

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's treat!

If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to seriously.

Looking for a cheeky way to say "I love you"? Look no further. This greetings card features a playful message: "Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut." Perfect for someone with a good sense of humour. Go ahead and send some...

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bride & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do...........I mean it is what they will be doing, so it seems quite apt.

They have done it! They are finally leaving this shit hole!! Don't feel bad that you are not leaving like them, just get them this congratulations card and shed a little tear inside.

You Clever Little Bastard Card

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible for any "adult" after effects this card may cause.

Celebrate the happy couple's undying love with this unique, rude engagement card. Guaranteed to get a laugh, this card is a one-of-a-kind way to say "congratulations!" and send your best wishes! #SameFannyForever!

Is someone leaving the office, moving abroad, or you just feel like telling them to fuck off?A fantastic card which is straight to the point, and fits people moving house, leaving their job, or maybe you just don't like them!

Roses are red, violets are blue, this card's perfect for saying "I love you"! Send it for Valentine's Day or your anniversary, it's sure to make them laugh.