Rude Occasion Cards

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

A great card if you are looking for something 'a bit different' this Christmas  

They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention! Let them know how how you ...

If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to...

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.  

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves.  Let them know you are happy for them too, and...

Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt.  There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as eith...

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

Your best work friend has handed in their notice and will be heading off to a new job.  This card is perfect for letting them know that you wish th...

Let your work bestie know that it is going to be shit without them when they leave for their new job! (traitor!)

Your work bestie has handed in their notice and have a new job.  Let them know that you will miss them and how much you ignored their emails.

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present!  Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's...

It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfrien...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

Sit On My Face & Glaze M Like A Doughnut Card

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit

Suppose To Be A One Night Stand Card

So, someone in your workplace is handed in their notice and it is their last day..........but who the hell are they?!  A great way at being passive...

Cool story bro..........such a popular saying and with so many memes on the internet for this one! Based on the Toy Story style, give this as a bir...

Ah Christmas, the time where anything goes, including drinking until your shitfaced!

A fantastic pun card, perfect for Valentine's Day or your anniversary.  

Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bridge & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do............

They have done it! They are finally leaving this shit hole!! Don't feel bad that you are not leaving like them, just get them this congratulations ...

Sometimes you don't need to bear around the bush.  Let the weirdos know that they are perfect for each other. Simply great no matter the occasion. ...

Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned

Sometimes the perfect word is cunt, yet it is not always possible to say it. So in comes the phonetic alphabet and do it the most British way possi...

Will You Bee My Valentine

World's Okayest Mum Greetings Card

Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person.  This card is fitti...

Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.

You Clever Little Bastard Card    

You Clever Little Shit  

Have you got a fantastic relationship with your dad, or do you actually think that he is a wanker?!  Either way, be sure to let him know that you a...

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet Valentines Day Card    

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

A card that shows true love.  

Someone just got engaged or married?...........remind them that they will now have the same willy forever! We offer this as #SameFannyForever too, ...

Someone just got engaged or married?...........remind them that they will now have the same fanny forever! We offer this as #SameWillyForever too, ...