Birthday Cards - All

Cunts very rarely deserve anything, but we think that they still deserve a card.No matter if it is their birthday, your anniversary, or they are le...

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

At what age do you start to feel like an adult?

Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.

The perfect birthday card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This card usually gets paired up with the orange envelope, yet we have no ide...

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Card

Everyone loves a pun card, what a perfect birthday card for anyone!

A beautiful flamingo birthday card, perfect for your friend who absolutely loves these birds.

Now that you are XX years old, do you feel like an adult?Yes or Nob!! This birthday card is perfect no matter what age the recipient is turning (ju...

Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get da...

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get da...

Love them or hate them, dad jokes have been around longer than you and will continue to make everyone groan for many years to come...........get da...

Know someone that is simple, yet feel like they deserve a card? This is the perfect choice for you to give them on their birthday.

Know someone that is simple, yet feel like they deserve a card? This is the perfect choice for you to give them on their birthday.

Surely being a financial burden on your parents is one of the perks in life right?Show your appreciation of this, with this amazing little card (al...