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Birthday To Do List Card
Birthday To Do List Card
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Birthday To Do List Card

Hilarious birthday card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, ...

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You're The Only Wiener For My Buns Anniversary Card
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You're The Only Wiener For My Buns Anniversary Card

There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if...

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You Make My Wiener Squirt Anniversary Card
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You Make My Wiener Squirt Anniversary Card

Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt. There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as eithe...

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Nothing Says Love Like Anal - Birthday Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
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Nothing Says Love Like Anal - Birthday Card

Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great birthday present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their birthday treat!

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Foil - I Fucking Love You - Greetings Card
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Foil - I Fucking Love You - Greetings Card

It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend...

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Foil - Here Is Your Obligatory Romantic Card - Greetings Card
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Foil - Here Is Your Obligatory Romantic Card - Greetings Card

Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...

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Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
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Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Card

Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit

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You Are The Only Reason I Shave My Legs Card
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You Are The Only Reason I Shave My Legs Card

Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person. This card is fittin...

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You Are A Prick Greetings Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
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You Are A Prick Greetings Card

You Are A Prick Greetings Card

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If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card
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If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card

If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card

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World's Okayest Mum Greetings Card
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World's Okayest Mum Greetings Card

World's Okayest Mum Greetings Card

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Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Butterfly - Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
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Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Butterfly - Card

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

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Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Dinosaur - Card
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Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Dinosaur - Card

Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!

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Only XXX Are Born - Cake Design - Greetings Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
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Only XXX Are Born - Cake Design - Greetings Card

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

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Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greetings Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
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Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greetings Card

Mum thanks for putting up with my shit over the years. Funny card, perfect for you Mother's Day or her birthday.

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Presence Is More Important Than Presents Greetings Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
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Presence Is More Important Than Presents Greetings Card

What more could anyone want than your company?!

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My Present To You Greetings Card
My Present To You Greetings Card
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My Present To You Greetings Card

Don't know what to give as a present? Well, say it with this card...

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Most Stepdads Are Wankers Greetings Card
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Most Stepdads Are Wankers Greetings Card

Most Stepdads Are Wankers Card

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It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Greetings Card
It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Greetings Card
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It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Greetings Card

It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card

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I Am Older Than The Internet Greetings Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
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I Am Older Than The Internet Greetings Card

I Am Older Than The Internet Greetings Card

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Charlie Uniform November Tango Greetings Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
Charlie Uniform November Tango Greetings Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
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Charlie Uniform November Tango Greetings Card

Sometimes the perfect word is cunt, yet it is not always possible to say it. So in comes the phonetic alphabet and do it the most British way possi...

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Birthday Wanker Greetings Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
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Birthday Wanker Greetings Card

Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.

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Another Year Closer To Velcro Shoes Greetings Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
Another Year Closer To Velcro Shoes Greetings Card Greetings Card The Gifted Panda
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Another Year Closer To Velcro Shoes Greetings Card

The title says it all..........we can smell the shit from here!

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