Funny Birthday Cards

Let your other half know that they will be getting the "D" later on their birthday.

Don't worry your only 11 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for...

Don't worry your only 13 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...

Don't worry your only 14 in Scrabble!Don't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation box above.

A hilarious card for yourself or for the 'strawberry blonde' friend!

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

The perfect birthday card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This card usually gets paired up with the orange envelope, yet we have no ide...

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card

So, your other half has their birthday coming up and is always going on about sex, blowjobs, or anal......why not get this birthday card and let th...

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

What better way to spread some festive cheer, than with this cute Christmas card with a lovely cuddly bear and a Santa Hat, awwwwww so cute!

Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card

If you know a crazy dog lady, then this is the perfect card for her! This card is great for use on all sorts of occasions, such as their birthday, ...

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

Is someone you know getting older and older on their upcoming birthday?If you want to rub it in that you are younger, or the fact that they are jus...

World's Okayest Dad Greetings Card

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!