Funny Occasion Cards

Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

The bank of dad is one of the largest financial institutes in the world, and is pretty much always open for business. Whether you need a deposit fo...

If you know a crazy dog lady, then this is the perfect card for her! This card is great for use on all sorts of occasions, such as their birthday, ...

Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bride & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do.............

They have done it! They are finally leaving this shit hole!! Don't feel bad that you are not leaving like them, just get them this congratulations ...

Such a cute Christmas card, with Rudolf The Red Nose Reindeer, what more could you want this festive season?!

What better way to spread some festive cheer, than with this cute Christmas card with a lovely cuddly bear and a Santa Hat, awwwwww so cute!

Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned

When you are the best Daughter in law...

World's Okayest Dad Greetings Card

A card that shows true love.

Celebrate a special achievement with our "Over The Moon For You" card. Show them how proud you are with this fun and quirky congratulatory card. Th...

Celebrate a milestone for the new mum with our Happy 1st Mother's Day Card. With a cute design that will surely make her smile, this card is the pe...

Make your Grandma roar with joy this Mother's Day or birthday with our Grandma You Are Roarsome card featuring a playful dinosaur. Sure to bring a ...

Make your Nanny roar with joy this Mother's Day or birthday with our Nanny You Are Roarsome card featuring a playful dinosaur. Sure to bring a smil...

Make your mum roar with joy this Mother's Day or birthday with our Mummy You Are Roarsome card featuring a playful dinosaur. Sure to bring a smile ...

Show your love and appreciation for your mum with our "Mum If You Were A Flower I'd Definitely Pick You" card. Perfect for Mother's Day or her birt...

Celebrate the Queen of your heart with our Queen Of All Mums card! Perfect for Mother's Day or birthdays, this card is fit for the royal mom in you...

Show your love to the most amazing mum with this cute card. Perfect for Mother's Day, make her day with a heartfelt message and adorable design. Sh...

Show your love to the most amazing mum with this cute card. Perfect for Mother's Day, make her day with a heartfelt message and adorable design. Sh...

Show your love to the most amazing mum with this cute card. Perfect for Mother's Day, make her day with a heartfelt message and adorable design. Sh...