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Today We Celebrate Anniversary Card
Personalised Today We Celebrate The Best Decision You Ever Made Greetings CardDon't forget to leave the name you would like in the personalisation ...
View full detailsPERSONALISED Thanks For All The Orgasms Greetings Card
It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...
View full detailsHappy Birthday You Massive Cock
An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!
I'm Here For You - Seriously, Try & Get Rid Of Me - Card
Sometimes people just need to know that you are there for them, even if they say not to worry about it, you will be there - they aren't getting rid...
View full detailsRemember When You Used To Hold Your Farts In - Card
The early days were the best days, purely on not having to put up with your other half's stinky ass!!! God, I miss those days!
You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet Happy Birthday Card
You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet
Favourite Person To Be In Bed With & Look At Phone - Card
Welcome to the 21st century, where everyone looks at their phone instead of talking to each other, even in bed!However, let your other half know th...
View full detailsNothing Says Love You Like Anal - Anniversary Card
Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great anniversary present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their anniversary treat!
You Make My Pussy Wet Greetings Card
Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...
View full detailsNothing Says I Love You Like Anal Greetings Card
Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great Valentine's Day present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their Valentine's...
View full detailsTurns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned Greetings Card
Turns Out I Like You More Than I Originally Planned
Don't Expect Any Presents Off Me This Year - Greeting Card
This card pretty much sums it all up, a card cost a couple of quid these days, so they better not expect any presents off you either. I mean, a car...
View full detailsYou're On the Naughty List - Hairy Fanny
A great card if you are looking for something 'a bit different' this Christmas.If you know someone that should be on Santa's naughty list for havin...
View full detailsRude Merry Christmas Greetings Card
If your looking for a unique Christmas card that you can't buy in shops then these are for you! Just make sure the recipient doesn't take things to...
View full detailsChristmas Teddy Bear Greetings Card
What better way to spread some festive cheer, than with this cute Christmas card with a lovely cuddly bear and a Santa Hat, awwwwww so cute!
Christmas Reindeer Greetings Card
Such a cute Christmas card, with Rudolf The Red Nose Reindeer, what more could you want this festive season?!
Only XXX Are Born XXX - Grunge Design - Greetings Card
Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.
Only XXX Are Born XXX - Present Design - Greetings Card
Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.
Congrats Fuckers - Wedding Card
Sometimes you don't want to beat around the bush (unlike the bride & groom on their wedding night), a simple congrats fuckers will do.............
View full detailsOn This Day You Came Out Of A Vagina Greetings Card
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Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card
Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card
You're A Bitch Dick Twat C*nt Greetings Card
A card that shows true love.
Congratulations On Getting Out Of This Shithole Greetings Card
They have done it! They are finally leaving this shit hole!! Don't feel bad that you are not leaving like them, just get them this congratulations ...
View full detailsAmazing Since Birthday Greetings Card
If you are amazing, let everyone know! You can personalise the year with the item, to let people know how long you have been amazing! You could use...
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