Greetings Cards

Every Love Story Is Beautiful But Ours Is My Favourite Card

Mortgage Wankers Moving Home Card

Mortgage Wanker Moving Home Card

It is finally their big day!Get them this cute wedding card and let them know that shit just got real...........just don't tell them that the sex l...

Getting married can be a scary time but having the right bridesmaids can make all the difference.

R U Ok Hun? How many times do you see this on social media, along with 'I'll PM you' and the obligatory check in at hospital!

Man The Fuck Up Card

They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you f...

Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses the...

Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses the...

Nothing is better than saying to someone "kiss my ass"....Now you can do it with a little Christmas cheer in this brilliant card, featuring the big...

Let someone know how amazing they are with this funny greetings card. Perfect for any occasion such as exams, driving tests or just a simple thank ...

A nice plain and simple colourful birthday card.

If you have an awesome midwife in your life, then let them know!Choose a variety of colours for your envelope and put a smile on their face for bei...

There is more to life than just your bike...............well kind of anyway.Choose your card, choose your envelope colour, and enjoy.

The perfect birthday card for your friend that loves flamingos!Better get one of these quick, before they fly away!Awwwww, so cute!

A beautiful flamingo birthday card, perfect for your friend who absolutely loves these birds.

If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card

Have you got a fantastic relationship with your dad, or do you actually think that he is a wanker?! Either way, be sure to let him know that you ar...

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

The big day has finally arrived, and you want a cute and simple wedding card to give the bride and groom - tick!Choose your card colour, and pick y...

Sometimes the perfect word is cunt, yet it is not always possible to say it. So in comes the phonetic alphabet and do it the most British way possi...

The title says it all..........we can smell the shit from here!

It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card